Opalescent Fireflies

"who were the best sherlock holmes and watson " "oh bendebush contract and martin freeman" "no its rdj and jude law" WRONG its shawn and gus

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

openin’ the door to the microwave one second early because you don’t need all the hootin’ and hollerin’

"what a nerd lol" i said with barely controlled lust