This. This is a large part of what “there’s no ethical consumption under late capitalism” means. On top of everything else, when the same company owns both the product you’re boycotting *and* the “organic, free range, fair trade, no prison labor” version of that product, your choice is literally meaningless. Even before you factor in the strong possibility that those labels are lies, you’re still just choosing one prong of a two prong marketing strategy meant to capture 100% of the market. Your objections to their cheaper, less ethical brand are being used to wring more money out of you, money that all goes to the same place. Your morality is being used to exploit you, and they still win.

I love when y’all are realistic 

One of the most thrilling, adorable, and terrifying things you could ever see in your back yard.

let me guess, mama is chillen in the pool while her kids wildin about

Wow, I’m impressed mama bear has kept so many cubs alive tbh.

“Kids you can’t play outside today. I’m sorry. There’s a shit ton of bears in your pool”

This is the most human thing I’ve seen from animals. This looks like my grandma’s house.

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

Fuck

Always reblog France is Bacon.

I wish I didn’t relate to this

starting to think i might be here for a long time not a good time

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

oh my god what the fuck why is this so funny

All america got is squirrells