Something :pensive:

heartbreaking: the guy who shouts "MEOW MEOW!! CAT ALERT!!" doesn't know his girlfriend is about to dump him

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

World Heritage Post

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

do not call me oomf you are my opponent

I am NOT charmed by your whimsy and free spirit. quit making a fool out of yourself and fight me to the death

Penis nomenclature is one of the less-discussed hazards of having very particular tastes in erotic fanfic. I once ran across a story that improbably had both the exact pairing and the exact kink I was looking for, only to get clotheslined at the first sex scene by the fact that the text consistently referred to the lead's penis as their "dork".

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Our age of plastics is collapsing