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For Anon... 26 with David

“David! Get off your phone and come outside,” I plead, trying to get my boyfriend outside to throw water balloons.

“For the millionth time, nooooo. I love air conditioning more than I love my mom and you combined,” he not-so-jokingly said.

“Can we compromise at you bringing your phone and fan to a lawn chair in the shade?” I try and bargain with the stubborn man.

“Will you shut up?” David said as he was gathering his things, knowing he couldn’t win this.

“Highly doubt it,” I laugh.

“Oh yeah, I forget you never shut up,” David responds as he walks over to me, grabs my shoulders and playfully shakes them.

I hummed in agreement, busting myself with filling up water balloons. David looks up at me to see why I was making so much noise unraveling the water hose. “Y/n I swear to god, do not throw a water balloon at me.”

“You’re electronics will be fine. You have apple care and iCloud for a reason.”

“You’re electronics will be fine,” David mocks back, still consumed in his phone.

“Do not tempt me Dobrik!”

“Uh huh, like you’d throw a water balloon at me.”

With that, I chunk one straight at his chest and it exploded over his phone.

He turned to me with a look of oh you are going to pay for this. “Hey, you were the one who was complaining about being hot. I was only trying to cool you down,” I snort, “also, don’t tempt me.”

I turn around to finish my original goal for today, which was to clean the outdoor area, when I feel an arm go around my neck and a pot of ice water being doused on me.

I gasp and turn to David. He starts running and I chase him. Both of us are laughing when I tackle him and we roll around on the grass together.

For Anon... 11/26 with Zane. I really got into this, but that doesn’t mean it’s very good😂

I’m over at my small Hollywood Hills apartment, pretty close to Sunset Boulevard. It isn’t much, one bedroom, one bathroom, small kitchen, and a small living area, but it’s home. I don’t make a lot, but thankfully my friends help me out when I really need it.

Even though I don’t make a lot of money, I definitely work hard for it. So it’s safe to say I cherish the weekends. Friday night and Saturday are usually when I go hang out with the gang. Sundays though, are me time. Everyone knows I don’t like to be disturbed if it can be helped.

I’m taking a soothing bath complete with franzia, bubbles, and Friends being background sound so I don’t get caught up in my thoughts. Having time for self care is one of the only ways I have been able to get over my breakup with Zane. It’s been the most difficult time of my life and I’ve had to live off off $10 bucks for 2 and a half weeks when I was in college.

About 3 weeks ago, he broke up with me saying that “We never made enough time for each other.” I am a type of person who doesn’t like to show weakness in front of my friends, so I calmly said “Okay,” waved by to the group sitting on David’s couch, grabbed my keys and walked out. I couldn’t even get out of the driveway before I broke down completely. We had been dating for about a year and a half and I thought that we had gotten through out biggest downfall, out differing schedules. Turns out I was wrong.

I pull myself out of my thoughts, knowing in the back of my mind that it’s not doing any good to keep reliving my grief. I slide farther into the tub to let the warm water consume me and try to bring me some sort of comfort. Thoughts keep racing in my head about what I could’ve done differently or what I did wrong in our relationship, wondering if I could’ve prevented this heartache.

The sound of my bedroom door opening pulls me out of my thoughts. “He-Hello?” My voice trembles with utter fear.

The bathroom door swings open and I see a familiar face, much to my relief. “ZANE WHAT THE FUCK! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK, HOW’D YOU EVEN GET IN?” I scream still in shock from the events.

“Oh shush baby, I still have a key.” I gave a silent oh and looked back down into the lukewarm water. He crouches down into a leap frog position and continues, “You haven’t been answering anyone’s texts for the past couple of days and we were all worried about you. They thought it would be good if I went over.” I nodded. “So why haven’t you been answering?”

“Would you be answering texts if you were broke, crying, and alone in a bathtub on a Sunday night in a tiny apartment?”

He lowers his head, “I’m sorry.” I shoot him a look of complete and utter confusion. “I shouldn’t have ever let you go. I was being selfish. I was getting angry because you are pursuing your dream which didn’t leave a whole lot of time for you and me.”

Fighting back even more tears I choke out, “Zane, don’t do this to me. I love you and I miss you terribly. The past 3 weeks have been hell. If we get back together we need to make time for each other either every night for a few hours or every other night. I don’t want to be in this same position I am now.”

“What position?”

“Being vulnerable mainly, but also being alone in a bathtub,” I laugh.

“What if I joined you?”

“Huh?”

“Joined you in the tub.”

“Do not temp me Zane,” I say and he laughs. “Come on.”

I scoot forward, making room for him and run some hotter water.

He climbs in behind me and wraps his arms around my torso pulling my closer to him.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t thinking about how hard you work,” he says with regret in his voice.

“Shh. Let’s make up for the 3 weeks we missed today, okay?”

For Anon... hopefully this is what you wanted!!! much love

Girls night is always a bad thing. Get this through your head now. In my experience everything that is said somehow always gets leaked. Tonight was no different.

“y/n you and Jeff would make suuuucccchhhh a cute couple!” Corinna squealed, about a mile past “just tipsy”

All the girls hummed in agreement. “Guys we aren’t a couple and never will be.”

“You don’t know that y/n,” a sober Natalie stated. Erin and Carly agreed.

“We are barely even friends,” I pleadingly said, just trying to get them off my case. Surprisingly, it worked.

The next morning we are all passed out in David’s living room. Natalie and Corinna on the lovesac, Erin and Carly on the longer portion of the couch, and me on the shorter portion. 

It was around 8 am when the boys started coming in, ready to film and act like idiots. When Zane walked in a started being loud, it stirred all the girls awake. Thankfully when Jeff and Todd got there, which was roughly 20 minutes before Zane came, they were quiet and didn’t wake us.

Natalie, Corinna, and I went into Nat’s room to get some clean clothes while Carly went out to her car to get clothes for her and Erin. 

Right when I walk out of Natalie’s room I hear Jeff yell, “We are barely even friends huh?” I walked right past him and into the kitchen to get a cold bottle of water and said under my breath, “I hate girls night.”

He walks up to me and says, “What the fuck does that mean y/n?”

“Jeff it means that I don’t consider you a close friend, get over it.”

“What if I think we are more than friends?”

“I’d have to say you’re a damn liar. We never hang out, just us,” I scoff.

“We could if you’d just go out with me.” Damn he’s one smooth guy. I can’t say that I’ve never liked him though...

“Jeff are you asking me out?”

“I don’t know, am I?”

“I don’t know, are you?” I mocked. 

He rolled his eyes and continued with, “I’ll come by tomorrow night at 8. Be ready.”

For Anon ... this is going to be more of a blurb, sorry!!

Just 2 days ago,  I revealed I had a crush on Jeff through some stupid drinking game David had planned out and now we are on a date at none other than Olive Garden. This has been so quick that it really didn’t give me much time to figure everything out. Stuff like where I wanted this to go, if I wanted it to go anywhere at all, or if I even truly liked him or if it was all just superficial. 

Nonetheless I got my shit together and went. What’s the worst that could happen right? As long as I don’t fuck him over, we’re good.

Jeff paid the bill for our meal, grabbed my hand, and led me out of the restaurant and to his car. He opened the door for me and drove us to a scenic lookout in the Hills where you can see the bustling city down below.

He got out of the car and we leaned up against the hood of the car, standing in silence for a long time.

I decided to test the waters a little, grabbed his hand, scooted a bit closer, and put his arm around me.

He seemed perfectly fine with what I did. He glanced down and smiled slightly, but quickly turned back to watch the city and sky.

“What would you do if I kissed you right now?”

“I’d probably pull you in front of me and hold you by the waist,” he said turning his head to look at me.

I’m biting my lip. I didn’t know he’d be cool with it so soon. Kinda sorta freaking out a little bit. It’s just a kiss though. Don’t be a pussy.

“Stop staring at me,” I started, getting very embarrassed, “you’re making me nervous...” I trailed off.

With that he laughed a little and rolled his eyes, grabbed me by the waist and pulled me in front of him, tilted my head up a little, and kissed me.

“Happy?”

I shook my head and lowered it to look at the ground, still a little embarrassed.

Because I’m not creative enough to think of ideas on my own

1. “What if I kissed you right now?”

2. “You lied to me.”

3. “You’re the only one I want”

4. “I want to show you something.”

5. “They can’t hurt you anymore.”

6. “I love you.”

7. “I don’t ever want to live without you.”

8. “Cry me a river.”

9. “I needed you.”

10. “Stay?”

11.“Do you know how to knock?”

12. “Quit looking at me, you’re making me nervous.”

13. “I need you.”

14. “I hate you.” “No you don’t.”

15. “You are a terrible liar.”

16. “Stop talking.”

17. “You deserve so much better.”

18. “Please never stop smiling.”

19. “It hurts to see you cry.”

20. “It’s three in the morning…”

21. “You need to see this.“

22. “We’ll get through this, I promise.”

23. “Please don’t go.”

24. “Of course I’m right, I’m always right!”

25. “I swear to god!”

26. “Do not. Tempt. Me.”

27. “Stop it! It tickles!”

28. “Try me.”

29. “Its not like you gave me a choice.”

30. “Those things you said yesterday…Did you mean them?”

31. “I love you and it scares the hell out of me!”

32. “How dare you?!”

33. “I have a confession to make…”

34. “No way in hell.”

35. “Why are you awake right now?”

36. “Don’t ever do that again”

37. “What did you break this time?”

38. “That wasn’t what I asked.”

39. “Well, this is awkward.”

40. “We are not friends!”

41. “You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

42. “I don’t care, just hold me”

43. “Why didn’t you tell me you were hurt?”

44. “We can’t keep doing this.”

45. “Did you even sleep last night?” “I’ll sleep when I’m dead”

46. “Cute, but still fucked up.”

47. “Why are we whispering?”

48. You promised you wouldn’t leave, dammit”

49. “Stop being so attractive!”

50. “I’m not that drunk!”

51. “If we get caught, its your fault”

52. “I thought you knew.”

53. “To the night you’ll never remember.”

54. “Run!”

55. “What happened to you?”

56. “Do you want me to leave?”

57. “Sleep is for the weak!”

58. “Here, take my blanket/jacket.”

59. “Don’t touch me.”

60. “I’ll prove it!”

61. “Can’t we just hug this out?”

62. “I’m here, I’m not gonna leave you.”

63. “You’re amazing, did you know that?”

64. “You know, it’s a really long story.”

65. “Help me find my shirt” “‘You know, as much as I want to…I don’t want to.”

66. “You’re strangely nonchalant for someone who almost died a minute ago.”

67. “You’re wrong.” “I’m always wrong.”

68. “We’ve met before, haven’t we?”

69. “Listen, it’s for science.”

70. “I missed you.”

71. “…you wanna build a blanket fort?”

72. “Are you doing this to get my attention?”

73. “Where do I know you from?” “From your dreams?”

74. “You two make such a cute couple.” “We’re not a couple.”

75. “What the hell were you thinking?” “In all honesty, I’m not really sure.”

76. “I want to go home.”

77. “Fuck, I need a drink to deal with you.”

78. “Well, it didn’t seem important at the time.”

79. “I don’t even know you!”

One of my better ones, according to y’all...thanks :)