On the Shortcake

porn would be so much more entertaining if at the end women devoured men like female praying mantis do

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did you like my post because it was funny or do you want to pin me against a wall and kiss me

nice things will happen but first you have to lose all hope and die 45 times

I'm not responsible for the whore I turn into after you tell me "Atta girl"

I’m literally very adorable and should have nasty things done to me.

You act so innocent for someone who grinds against their stuffed animals to cum

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such

“I’ll kill you” is a valid way of flirting with me

nonsexual dominance is so fucking hot for no reason. grab my hand when we’re in crowds, help me pick my outfit/hairstyle/makeup look for the day, lead me around, pull me in close just because you want me there, pat my head, grab my chin and push it up so i look into your eyes. i live for that shit.