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Time Loop: periods of time are repeated and re-experienced...there is often some hope of breaking out of the...cycle of repetition
Oh my god you put so much work into this collage!! Go @whitepeachredbull !
SOUND ON
happy 5yr anniversary to lady byng mackinnon’s classiest moment
megan keller dangles claire thompson for the world's nastiest overtime olympics gold gaming winning goal // usa vs. can // feb 19, 2026
this is such a funny comment lmao

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me as an nhl reporter in a post-game press interview: so do you agree that feeling the most secure touching each other while wearing literal armour is a metaphor for the human condition? your vulnerability in these goal celebrations is offset by the fact that you aren’t actually physically touching each other; you literally can’t touch each other, and this is the only time you try. does that fact ever make you reflect on your relationships with your teammates? would you so gleefully have held him if he’d achieved a victory in his personal life, off the ice? in his home? the padding protects you in more ways than one, does it not? isn’t this the nature of human connection, played out on television screens like a soap opera? don’t you think we all watch because we want to hold our friends after their successes and console them after our losses but feel blocked by their armour? by our own?
the nhl player who just physically exerted himself for a full hour who’s still out of breath and sweating and only picked up 1/5th of what i just said: uhhhh, wh— well, it’s a team effort out there, we, uhh, give it 110%—
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#this must be that Heated Rivalry show i keep hearing about
(tags from @turtletotem)
heated rivalry // wild geese
(if I had to see it so do you)
credit to atomatas on ig + tt
goalies are territorial creatures and may become aggressive if provoked
For realism in your fanfiction, an important cultural element to know about hockey twitter circa 2010-2020 is only fringe weirdos were fighting about if their ship was REAL or DELUSIONAL.... true hostile engagements were granular analysis of whose guy is the most unforgivably #problematic. Here are some helpful ideas to get you started on in-universe cancelations:
Ilya liking bisexual pegging porn on main (real event)
Ilya getting caught saying a slur on mic leading to additional discourse about how it's actually xenophobic to assume he knew what it meant in the first place
Ilya shaking putin's hand at the olympics
Scott hunter being noncommittal about You Can Play on multiple occasions
Scott hunter being a registered republican in 2012
Pervasive 10 year old rumor about Scott hunter having a threesome with his linemate during his rookie year (this person is the real winner)
Hayden pike going to a megachurch
Hayden pike thanking Jesus before his wife in post-game press when he scored a hat trick more than once
Shane promoting eating disorders by talking about his weird diet
Shane being controlling and a bad captain for forcing his weird diet on his team (this is reddit discourse though)
Shane tweeting #stopasianhate but not #blacklivesmatter
Shane catching amulet and antivaxxer strays due to his wacko nutrition/lifestyle coach
I know this doesn’t pertain to any specific character but I do want to add:
Someone slapping a cop’s ass on Canada Day (discourse about if this is sexual harassment or anti cop praxis)
rumors about ilya trying to exchange a gucci purse for anal

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being a sports fan must be wild imagine if we had to worry about patrick getting sold to weezer or something
NHL hockey may be one of the only contexts in which the “I put my hair in a messy bun, went downstairs and found out my mom sold me to One Direction” situation is an actual possibility, except y/n is your favourite fourth liner and he actually gets sold to like. John Tortorella or something.
Sorry for all the hockey posting but my favorite little guy is retiring after 20 years and uh I mean he's kind of a big deal
Also one of the most well-liked athletes in the NHL. Everyone loves this dude regardless of their team. He's a gem.
psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate
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Checks out.
I’m still cackling about this 😂
I heard you guys wanted the line brawl but with romantic music
among the MANY hilarious things in this brawl, there is also the adorable fact that the baby rookies stayed back, found each other, and stood there watching it all happen while holding hands.
An important addition to this is that Leonard and Hutson are friends and played together during World Juniors

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Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth
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