don't go 'round tonight

[pm] Yeah, usually. Taylor Swift. Girl in Red. Phoebe Bridgers. Harry Styles. Bon Iver. I’ll share some of my playlists with you. My most played currently is titled “gay&sad” if that fits the mood you’re going for. Right? Noodle’s a cool little dude. 

There are people that hunt all sorts of things. He doesn’t hunt werewolves, not anymore anyway. I’m actually babysitting his weapons because existential crisis. His. Not mine. He doesn’t want us dead. The reason he’s in the hospital is other hunters did this to him for protecting me. So pretty sound decision. He’s looked out for me through everything since I lost my sister. But like, in general not all hunters are like that. There are plenty who do want us dead. 

It is one of my better decisions, yes. Gonna have Rory dye my tail for me while we’re at it. Consider it a roommate date. 

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[pm] Are you always “gay&sad” or is that just what I happen to hear you listening to the most? You always seem to be listening to sad things. I don’t know that that’s the mood I’m looking for, but in any case, I welcome recommendations. 

So, to clarify, your friend did at one point want us dead. I’m glad he’s changed his tune, especially for you. If he’s willing to risk his own safety for you, he sounds like a good friend to have. I wasn’t aware we were a hot commodity for hunters, but that’s good to know. I’ll keep it in mind.

I’m sorry, dye your tail??

I know what eggs look like, and I know that eggs are different sizes and this is not a chicken, I can say that much. I mean, the bird is nowhere to be found, if it’s even a bird. It could have been a lizard, for all I know. 

☽ Aren’t lizard eggs squishy or something? Like a turtle’s eggs. I’d assume it’s a chicken, in which case you’re safe. A little baby chick is not a very big threat. Where did you even get this egg? 

[pm] You know what, that’s valid. You do you, Aavyan. I’ll sleep in my comfy bed with my windows open and the soft melodies of Folklore by Taylor Swift lulling me to sleep. Oh sweet, that was nice of you. Admittedly didn’t think of that. […] Noods would like that. I think that’s part of why he likes to hang around my neck. Plays with my locket. 

[…] Not exactly. There’s a lot more out there than werewolves. But uh, technically he’s a hunter. Doesn’t really hunt anymore though. I’m that charming.

Well, I just rolled a joint. I need to fucking laugh I feel so fucking gloomy I can do this I’m gonna do things right this time So if you’d like to partake and grill up some steaks, get your ass in here. 

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[pm] Is that what I’m hearing every night? Taylor Swift? I guess I have to start taking album recs from you now. That ferret is weird as all get out, but he’s kind of grown on me. That’s pretty cute. 

Hold on, like there are people who hunt werewolves? And other things? That’s not just in movies? And you’re friends with a guy who wants us dead? Ari, I know you can take care of yourself, but that doesn’t strike me as the best decision you’ve ever made. 

Rolling a joint is a much better decision. I’ll be in in a second. 

I mean, it’s just a big egg. Like, I don’t really know what kind of egg. It’s just big, and now it’s hatched, and now it’s gone. Not the egg, but the […] thing inside of it. The shell is still here.

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Okay, bur surely you can tell if it’s like a chicken egg size or if it’s like alarmingly not chicken. Is there just a fucking monster bird in your house? If the shell is there, I’d hazard a guess that the hatchling is nearby. 

[pm] Okay, fair enough. Stupid questions do exist. […] You know you can sleep in the house, right? Nah, I don’t think he goes in people’s houses. Sure people just lose shit in the woods. […] That’s nice of you. I did find him picking out trash and he found a bracelet that used to belong to my sister. I guess we could ask around to see if anyone is missing the stuff? 

He’ll be okay. He heals pretty fast They did this to him because he chose me I don’t know how to be okay with that

How do you feel about recreational substances? I’m bored. 

☽ [pm] I know, but it doesn’t feel right to sleep indoors. Too human to sleep in a bed, I guess. Anyway, I already made a post letting folks know that I have some rings. If no one claims them, I guess Noods can have them back. Don’t know what he’d do with them, but...

Oh, so he’s like a werewolf?

What kind of recreational substances are we talking here? 😏

It was a big one. 

☽ Like a big chicken egg? A goose egg? An ostrich? Like, be more specific, please.

What the fuck happened while I was  Why’s everything  Has everyone seen

Isn’t it… real bad when your dog just howls at nothing? Like cómo se dice bad omen type of bullshit?

☽ My housemate’s dog has been doing that, too. Actually, so have my housemates...and me. Could be ghosts, I hear. If you believe in that sort of thing, that is. I don’t know about a bad omen, though. Maybe!

[pm] Sometimes. Noodle likes to roam and usually finds gold because he can track gold… so those gifts are literal gold. Does Noodle bother you? If you're not an animal person, I can make sure he's in with me at night.

Sorry, been away for a bit. Had a friend in the hospital. But home now and animals have me back.

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[pm] If I'm "not an animal person?" Ari, I am literally a werewolf, who sleeps in your barn, with all the barn cats. It's not that he's an animal, it's that I think he's taking valuables. Or sending me hints on my marital status. Either way, somebody is probably looking for these.

Sorry to hear that. Is your friend okay? They’re not dead, right? 

Anyone need some fucking flowers? Got plenty at Mulch Ado and the arrangements would be made by yours truly. For any occasion, for any crazy bitch partner, or general loved one. We gotchu.

☽ You got anything flowers that convey “thanks for not charging me rent and letting me sleep in your barn” or is that too specific?

Hey what is giving? I was in the middle of tattoo and all the lights went out? Big boom or something too? Had to send the popsicle home! I can see pretty well in the dark but this is ridiculous. Gonna have to put a second stencil on him and that shits never fun. 

Anyone else seeing this?

☽ Lights are still on at the farm, must be something downtown. Maybe a squirrel on the powerlines? Although, it looks like a wicked storm is coming in. The sky out here is green now.

So, hypothetically, if you brought an egg home and it was hatched like, two days later, but there was no yolk or anything, like it was not […] broken, what would you do? 

☽ I hate that I have to ask this question. What kind of egg?