I went to pick up some snacks at the store and while I was checking out the cashier asked me a question and because my ears are shot from going to too many concerts without protection, I replied "No, I'm an actor. Why do you ask?" and they looked so confused and said "Sometimes people just need bags" and then I realized what I heard was "Are you in a band?" but what they said was "Do you need a bag?" and my reply was "No I'm an actor"! Now my snacks taste like shame and regret, and I have to find another planet to live on because I feel like simply skipping town is not enough. Anyone know what the oxygen levels are like on Jupiter? | @hfrpstarters
Is it a bad thing if I say I laughed? I wish those were the kinds of interactions that happened to me, but I'm not naturally that funny. Now, I would've probably felt shame and regret as well, but at least you've got yourself some delicious snacks. Don't let anything feel that you can't enjoy them properly, mate. No idea what the oxygens levels are up in there, but if you'd like to find out just give me a call. @sudcikis
