Don't worry about it

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[having spent hours entrenched in content slop] see I think my problem with swords at lesbian weddings is that they're completely divorced from any actual tradition [remembering there's more than one meaning of tradition] as in the swords aren't a specific kind of sword, they're just worshipping the idea of having a sword [remembering tumblr is full of freudlets] not like that [remembering uncontextualised intracommunity commentary will be read as universal ommission] though straight men do it as well, it must be said [remembering tumblr is full of freudlets] not like that [remembering I am at times a 'let myself] though seeing something there isn't entirely hallucinatory

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

Scream apparently Madonna is outing gay people across the globe with her new Grindr ad. Even if ur phone is on silent if u open Grindr Madonna starts yelling HEY GRINDR! And it’s got closet cases exposed on an unprecedented scale never seen before

Thank you Madonna

thank you madonna

I feel like we can quit exploring the intersection of art and technology for a moment

ive noticed lately that daylight has begun overtaking the night by great strides...a sign that righteousness prevails in the world ?