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iridessence

Typical racist rhetoric:

The “oh, but you’re not like the rest of them” line.

disneyforprincesses

Never forget

the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d

LOL this is literally the most accurate depiction ever.

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theproblematicblogger

this-is-me-irl

Them: motherfucker

Me, an intellectual: Oedipus

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memewhore

ask-bot

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

atomicflare

Making friends

topherchris

basicmom

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

heartshapedmoistvagina

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

basicmom

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2

yeah that’s fair

japhers

I am a Mature Responsible College Student

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victorpopejr

Everybody used to think the Earth was flat. (full video)

norest4thaweary

Hahaha wtf

bob-belcher

intensional

Look at all those ducks

xomtrencherxo-deactivated201408

Those are chickens

intensional

Look at all those ducks

desulto

Those are chickens

intensional

Look at all those ducks

imactinginsane

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

intensional

Look at all those ducks

vintagednostalgia-deactivated20

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

intensional

Look at all those ducks

verycontrolledchaos

I fricken owned chickens a long time ago. THOSE ARE CHICKENS. I also own four ducks. I would know the difference. Those are not ducks nor will the ever be ducks.

intensional

Look at all those ducks

spongeboblyricedits

Do I Wanna Know//Arctic Monkeys

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