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@queenofmoons this is what Cats (2019) wanted to be

Honestly, the best thing about Hornet is that she’s basically a particularly intense nine-year-old girl’s first OC played utterly straight. She’s a princess and she’s a knight. She has three moms, and all of them have committed war crimes. She’s half mortal, half god, and half eldritch abomination, and yeah, that adds up to three halves, but it makes sense because shut your stupid face. Her kingdom fell and she’s gonna stand vigil over the ruins and be sad about it for a hundred years (a vigil that takes place principally in and around a shattered metropolis called the City of Tears, where it never stops raining, because subtlety is for suckers), and if anybody asks her what the hell she’s doing, she’s gonna be super cryptic about it, and you just have to deal with it.

lalna working at yoglabs is so funny he’s just like “hey why is there an evil fucked up me in the basement” and xephos is like “don’t worry about it dude” and then he just goes back to work.