OH MG GOD

They are all perfect

Ahhhhhh this is so pure! 😍

WHERES THE PICTURE OF OBIWAN THROWING MONEY AT POLE DANCING ANAKIN?!

You know, I know the type of people who follow me on tumblr well enough to know that all of you deviants have no doubt seen Pole-Dancing Anakin something like 217 trillion times now, but honestly? This is still such an incredibly well-done Photoshop and it is SO legitimately, truly funny and perfect (and frankly, the original photo is like, BARELY less suggestive than this doctored version which somehow makes it even funnier,) that I feel compelled to share it regardless. 

xxx

Are you kidding me it’s the best fucking food out there next to hockey pucks and polar bear fur

Ahhh so good 😛

What do they mean ‘were’

its a weird quirk of wookiepedia - because the whole star wars series takes place “a long time ago” they insist on referring to everything in the past tense

it says “legends” so breasts aren’t canon anymore