The horrors of online dating sites

Seems normal.....wait...WTF?

Oh gosh I feel so sad, I missed an opportunity with this guy!

Klassy with a K. White girls with colored eyes are hawt. Wonder what uncolored eyes look like!?

Don't do this. EVER. JUST DON'T!

Oh boy, you are going to be waiting for a whileeeeeeeeee

Hi, I'm bipolar

I'm totally looking for a relationship.

So if you know so many high quality women then why are you asking random internet girls to go to your party. OH and lets not forget the fact that you have a bandanna on in every single picture, bald and insecure much? 

Hi I'm a Nazi. Yep that will attract the girls in a city full of Liberals...oh boy.

Aww look at the little dolphin....wait.....wtf mr a little too sexual with the dolphin there

Yep Mr. Serial Killer picture, lets go out!

Oh em geeeee. Mr. Gods gift to women thinks I'm kind of cute. My life is now complete.

HAWT.

I don't understand the words coming out of your keyboard and unfortunately you are not even ESL. You fail.

I think it's time for a mail order bride sir, not sure 20 year old girls on Match.com want to date you....And for the love of god man at 40 freaking 9 you should know the difference between WOMEN and WOMAN. ffs

Omg how did I get so lucky?! An underwear model and a Dr!!! Dream come true!

So umm why have you not dropped dead yet?