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Intro!

Hello! My name is Abby and I love to write in my free time. Most of my fanfics are for my friends!

I am 18 years old

I am in a lot of fandoms and I will write about any character!

I have many hobbies so it does take me a while to finish a fanfic...

I accept everyone into my blog unless you are racist, homophobic, sexist, ignorant etc.

Me as a fetus

Pairing: coworker Miguel O'Hara x somewhat oblivious trans-male reader, workplace romance with a slight twist

Genre: fluff, eventual smut in part II

Warnings: cursing

Word count: 2,287

"Can you get these done for me?" My boss asked before I could even make it to my desk.

"Yeah of course, could you do me a favor, and take it to my desk please?" I asked with an overwhelmed smile, considering the state my hands were in.

The work I had to do last was taking up all of the capacity my arms could take.

"Of course" My boss, Phil, said following me to my cute office I shared with Miguel O'Hara.

"Thank you sir" I said handing him the work I got done yesterday before he left to go back to his own office.

I looked at my desk with the new paper work I needed to fill out and sort. Along with the new work a box of whoppers and a coke with a sticky note on it, had been placed on my desk.

I smiled at the familiar gifts that had been left every day since I met the one and only Miguel.

I hadn't said anything to him about it but I did take the note with the usual joke or inspiring quote and compared the handwriting to his paper work.

I settled down and got comfy in my chair before Miguel made it back to our shared space.

Miguel and I had gotten along well, when we first met but now we were quickly getting closer. He was a sweetheart when he liked you if not he was stone cold in a way.

He had selective empathy for sure. With me he was funny and soft, He would kill me for saying that though.

We worked at a PR firm, and even though we worked in the same space we were naturally each other's direct competition.

I smiled opening the whoppers on my desk. I had just started to do my work once Miguel finally found his way back to our office.

"Good and bad news to start your long day in the office." Miguel smiled at me and sat in his office chair.

"like usual" I smiled at the taller man as he started his small rant.

"Alright so you know how the Mia company needs some new brand management?"

"Yeah?"

"So Phil has started a contract with her! but she gets to choose only one of us."

"Wait its only us going to New York for this??" I asked before shoving another whopper in my mouth.

"Yup the only downside is we cant work together on this so we are rivals" He said with his signature smirk.

"That's perfect so I can finally be on top of you... wait." I couldn't help but laugh when I realized what I said.

Miguel stifled his laugh and grumbled something under his breath.

Before I could ask what he said our boss knocked and came into the office.

"Your flight is in the morning so I want you both to make your pitches then go home and get some rest okay? Remember 5:00 a.m."

"Thank you sir for this opportunity." I smiled at him as he said a quick "of course" and left.

"You better not let me have this opportunity, you better work just as hard as me." I said turning my chair to face him.

"I would never miss out on an opportunity like this." He smiled, while his eyes lingered on me before getting to work.

The day went by quickly because of how hard I was working on this pitch. This was one of the few good opportunities I have been given. I was usually given the stubborn clients with the worst case against them.

Last week this guy needed me to help with his social media account because he said slow people deserve to die. He was an ignorant guy, but I made it work.

"Hey do you need a ride tomorrow?" Miguel asked cutting into my thoughts.

"Um I am not sure probably, my car might not make it too far." I said starting to pack up my stuff after finishing my presentation.

"I'll come get you, I dont trust that jeep to be completely honest." Miguel said not offering me a way out of going with him.

"Well I just finished, so im gonna head out." I said standing up to face him better.

"Do you need a ride?" He said leading the way out.

"No my jeep is here."

"Mm right" He giggled slightly as we made our way to the car garage.

He followed me to my car and watched me get situated. My window was open like usual, so Miguel could properly get his goodbyes in.

"wait it feels a little low to the ground can you check my tires" I said wondering if I needed to put air in my tire on the way home.

"Um im not a car genius, but im pretty sure these tires are slashed." Miguel said imeadently floored at his discovery.

I quickly got out of my car to see what he was talking about.

"OMG WHAT THE FUCK!!" I could not believe my eyes, and my bank account couldn't believe it either.

I took a deep breathe and smiled at Miguel to ask for a ride home.

"looks like you're in luck handsome, don't worry my car is ready for you." Miguel spun his keys on his pointer finger with a smirk.

I shook my head sheepishly and got my stuff out of my busted down car

"why don't you buy a new one?" Miguel asked opening his passenger door for me.

"I'm actively saving up for a truck, trust I'm trying"

"Mm I can help if you need." Miguel said starting up his car and looking over to me.

"I mean you could but I'm not excepting your help."

"why not?? We're good friends!! I love helping friends. Besides my father loves you it would be more like him helping you."

"Because I want to buy my own car and after I get this deal I'll have more than enough money."

The drive to my house was

"right of course, I'll just gift you a car then." Miguel said opening his door after pulling into my garage.

I groaned and opened my door as well. Miguel met me at my side of the car to grab the stuff in my hand so I can unlock my front door.

"I need to pee real quick before I go" Miguel said following behind me.

"Did I say you could come in?" I said blocking the door spreading my body across the doorway to keep him out, jokingly ofc.

"Do you want me to pee myself, kitkat?" Miguel moved closer to me to be a tease.

"Don't bring back the kitkat nickname please" I said walking into my living room that was just in front of the front door.

"why not? you were ltterally obsessed with them for a good 4 months straight." Miguel said making his way through my house to my bathroom.

"yeah, but its embarrising especially in front of our coworkers, like when you knew I had a crush on James from HR and all you did was call me sweet nicknames to get a reaction from me, oh and by the way before he left the company he said he thought me and you were dating, you totally ruined my chances at some hot ass"

By the time my ramble was half way done miguel was already in the bathroom as I stood near the door. The walls at my house were extremly thin.

"He was definitely not " hot ass" more like a steaming pile of dog shit." Miguel opened the door after I heared the faucet start and the splashing of his hands in the sink.

"He was not that bad, maybe a little but not like crazy bad." I said subconciously leading him into my living room.

"yeah right, he was dating like three girls at the same time while also sleeping with two more.

"I didn't know that at the time though and I assumed he could and would change for me, but anyways Im fully over assholes now only good guys from now on." I said leaning on my second-hand couchI got off of Facebook marketplace.

"yeah right" Miguel said settling his feet in front of mine, looking down at me, like usual.

"I'm serious you know!" I said with a slight pout.

"Of course, but save a spot for me alright?" Miguel said with a smile as he moved to leave.

"Wait wha-" I said a little flabbergasted.

"We have an early flight tomorrow, get some sleep, I'll be here at 4:00 am sharp. Goodnight handsome."

"good night Miguel, see you in a few hours." I said opening the door for him.

After he left i took a nice shower and changed into comfy clothes before hopping into bed to get on my phone.

After an hour I fell swiftly asleep and before I knew it, it was 5am and Miguel had already taken me to the airport and we were both sat in first class. I was incredibly tired and Miguel's soft masculine smell wasn't helping. Even though he was a little scary looking (as well as super hot) he was a big supportive softy.

I woke up near the end of the plane ride with my head on Miguel's large muscular arms. He was still in a deep sleep, with his head on mine and a soft snore leaving his lips.

I smiled and slightly shook him awake as the plane landed. He stretched his arms out and yawned as everyone in first class started to unbuckle their seat belts and standing up.

Miguel got to work quickly getting our bags from the top compartment on the plane. He took both of our suitcases and willingly took them to the car with no complaints.

"I can take mine I'm a big boy you know." I said jokingly flashing my biceps in a cocky way.

"I'm just being a gentleman, so be a good boy and let me show you what a good guy is and how he should act." He said recalling our conversation from yesterday that I chose to forget so I wouldn't malfunction on this work trip with my hot coworker.

I weirdly never thought of him as an option, yes he is good looking and he is sweet, and he flirts with me, but he is wayy out of my league, so I assume hes joking with me like those straight guys do with their other unassuming straight guys friends.

I didn't realize I was day dreaming untill we suddenly made it to the rental we got from the company. It was a nice Mercedes and before I could offer to drive Miguel already opened the passenger door for me.

as we both get settled in this unfamiliar expensive car I cant help but stare at him as he puts his arm on my headrest to look at the back window and uses a flat palm on the steering wheel to get us out of the parallel parking situation.

"You know this car has a back camera for backing up right?" I ask in one of my know it all tones.

"Yeah its just a habit I haven't let go of since my first old ass car." He said with a sweet reminiscing smile.

I laughed a little at his cute expression as I looked at his brooding features.

"What??" He pouts slightly confused as he side eyes me.

"nothing you're just cute." I said playfully shoving his shoulder.

"Really cute? That's new. I've never been called that before."

"Well you are" I say as we pull into the hotel parking.

We get our suit cases and make our way to the front desk. The hotel has a nice clean smell with somewhat modern architecture. The lady at the front had a friendly aura to her. Her hair was a redish brown and she had thin glasses that seemed to be sliding down her nose. She smiled at us as we walked to her.

"How may I help you today gentleman?" She says, her eyes switching between me and Miguel reminding me of our pretty obnoxious height difference.

"We should have 2 rooms under Phil." Miguel says pulling his wallet out for his ID.

"Um it says there has been a problem with one of the rooms sink so we only have one room for you, sorry for the inconvenience." She says looking ready to take the berating customer service workers usually has to deal with.

Miguel and I cant help but look at each other in a little bit of shock, and small hints of tension can be felt between us.

"I'm sure that will be fine." Miguel says with a understanding smile, not even giving me a chance to put my two cents in. (It's not like I had a problem with it but still)

The Lady smiles at us and hands Miguel the key cards, that ultimately end up in my hand since Miguel took both of our suitcases not accepting complaints.

Open our hotel room door to get settled into the place we will be staying in for the next two weeks together.

It is a nice spacious room, with warm lighting and a noticeable amount of natural light from the glass door that leads to a cute balcony. The bed looked to be a queen size, with red blankets and pillow covers. My butt sank into the plush mattress as I sat down.

Miguel smiled and jumped into bed, kicking his slides off the side of the bed.

"Finally a bed!!" Miguel imeadently started to get comfy.

Thank you for reading!! part II will be out soon! It was supposed to be a one shot but I switched phones and I lost it.

Taglist

pairing: tattoo artist Jabber Wonger x fem plus-sized reader, bestie to lovers kind of as well as slight miscommunication.

Genre: fluff, smut

Warning: explict sexual content (mdni)

Word count: 2056

authors note: This was made for my friend, I am very bad at writing smut and I dont like writing it, so please dont judge lol.

The familiar bell rung as you stepped into the dimly lit tattoo parlor. You were met with the familiar smiley face of zanka ready to tease you.

"Hey pretty lady" Zanka said resting his chin on his hand lightly with a smug look on his pretty face.

"Hey handsome, is Jabber almost ready for me?" You asked checking your purse for your phone.

"He still has a client, but he should be done soon." Zanka informed you as you found the phone at the bottom of your purse.

"Has he noticed it?" He asked with a curious face.

"No when would he have seen it" you said smiling at him. You and Zanka had been meeting up for the past few weeks behind Jabbers back to set up an appointment.

Jabber hated when you even spoke about other tattoo artists besides him. He always jokingly says "This body is my piece of work not a collaboration, understand Pretty girl?"

Jabber knew how to get you riled up. He was sexy and he knew it.

"So when are you guys making it official?" Zanka asked before gasping slightly looking behind you.

"Who official??" Jabber said placing his ringed large hand on your back.

"Nobody Jab" Zanka quickly answered before attending the client who had just got done.

"Are you ready, pretty girl" Jabber said pulling you into a side hug as he led you to his room.

His tattoo room was a little secluded. The walls were covered with his previous work, and design ideas. The chair his clients sat in was purple and black zebra print, per my request, it made the room decore blend together well.

"I'm actually a little scared for this one, not gonna lie" You stated as you sat in the chair watching his arm muscles as he set up his station again and his tattoo gun.

"Why sweetheart? you've been wanting it for so long" Jabber said breaking his concentration to look at me while speaking.

"Yeah I just have more blubber than I like if you know what I mean" Jabber sighed.

"It doesn't matter its going to be cute either way, besides I find your curves and chub sexy." Jabber said getting his colors out and raised his shoulder in a "oh well" way.

"Take your skirt off for me pretty." He said patting your thigh gently. You swiftly took off your ruffled skirt and got comfy in the chair.

Jabber started to clean of your hip to shave and prep for your cutie mark tattoo. After he got the placement right he was finally ready.

"alright, you ready?" Jabber asked picking up his tattoo gun.

"Yeah" you said watching the gun come closer to your skin.

This wasn't your first tattoo by far but it was one of your dream tattoos so you wanted it to be perfect.

Jabber started one of the butterfly's placing his hand near your hip to steady your usual shaking while getting a tattoo.

"How's it feel so far" Jabber asked getting more ink on the needles. His question took your attention away from your phone, with useless reels under your fingertips.

"It actually doesn't hurt as much as I thought, I mean it hurts but you know" You said giving your undivided attention to him as he continues with the tattoo.

He was so hard to keep your eyes off of. His long, thick locs with golden rings running through this hair style, he was just mesmerizing.

"You okay pretty?" Jabber asked finishing up the second butterfly.

"Are you free after this?" You suddenly asked catching Jabber a little off guard making him stop his progress for a second to look at you.

"Yeah I should be" Jabber said before going back to work.

"Do you wanna go out to dinner with me?" You asked watching his precise techniques.

"Is that why you're all dressed up for?" Jabber asked looking his pinky on the lacey thong I was wearing.

Before you could stammer out a reply he cut your thoughts off.

"I'd love to" Jabber stated confidentiality.

Jabber finished the last butterfly, and took some pictures, before cleaning up and leading you out of the room.

jabber got behind the counter next to Zanka to clock out and help you check out, not even noticing the familiar woman talking to Zanka.

"Your total is 30 dollars and a kiss on the cheek" Jabber said looking at you with a smirk.

"Jabber we talked about this you cant give me a tattoo for less than 50 bucks" you said pulling a fifty out of your wallet.

"a kiss from you is worth at least 20 dollars so it equals 50. The pretty girl tax works in mysteriousways" Jabber said grabbing the fifty and handing you 20 back.

"um Jabber you have a customer" Zanka tapped his shoulder.

"oh hey Angel, Zanka can help you tonight I just clocked out" Jabber said walking out from behind the counter and came beside you.

"Zanka cant finish a tattoo you started Jabber." The woman said looking at Jabber with a sharp look.

"Angel you didn't make an appointment, I'll see you first thing tomorrow alright?" Jabber stated while wrapping an arm around you and leading you out of the door.

"lets go in your car alright?" Jabber said with a little chuckle.

"Alright, who is that lady in there?" You asked lightly.

"Oh thats Angel shes a regular im pretty sure she has a crush on Zanka but I think hes gay." Jabber said as you both got comfy in the car.

"really hes bi if anything?" You said with a chuckle as the car started.

"So gay?" Jabber said with his over exaggerated laugh.

You shook your head and drove to the restaurant.

It was amazing. Jabber was surprisingly a gentleman throughout the dinner and drives your car back to your house.

As he walked you to your door he said "thank you sweetheart"

"For what? you paid." You said rolling your eyes with a smile trying to unlock your apartment door.

"For asking me to dinner duh" Jabber smiled at you as you finally unlocked the door.

You swiftly tried to kiss his cheek but Jabber accidentally turned his head at the right moment to where your lips collided.

You both gasped as you pulled away.

" what was that for??" Jabber asked a little shocked.

"It was the rest of the money I owed you duh" You couldn't stop giggling as he looked starstruck.

"You over paid, let me reimburse you hm?" He said leaning in again but you placed your finger on his lips.

"Reimburse me inside" You said dragging him into your house.

He followed you in like a puppy ready for his treat.

He wasted no time away from you and explored your curves as soon as the door shut.

"You're so beautiful you know that?" Jabber slurred slightly as he kissed down your neck.

You never knew you could blush so much.

You couldn't take anymore of his teasing and kissed him urgently needing more. The tension had already built up so much.

You pulled on the bottom of his graphic tee.

"Hmm so impatient" Jabber stated before taking off his shirt and pushing you on your comfy couch. You bounced on the coushin slightly as he hovered over you unbuckling his belt. You swiftly helped him out of his pant leaving him in only boxers.

you pulled him to the couch and stood up in front of him giving him a taste of his own medicine. you swiftly took off your shirt, leaving you in your lacey bra and skirt.

He gasped as you continued to undress. He stared so deeply at every part of you like this was his dream. You were his goal.

His eyes landed underneath your right breast, where your little secret hid. It was a tattoo of his signature ten rings with pretty danty flowers wrapping around them to add your own style.

He quickly grabbed your wrist and pulled you onto his lap not even bothering to take off your thong. He swiftly uncliped your bra and admired you.

"When did you get this" he said smiling like an idiot.

"2 weeks ago it just healed fully." You stated trying to see if over your boobs.

"Do you like it?"

"Like it? nah I love it!!"

"Let me worship you tonight pretty girl"

"I'm not complaining" you said wrapping your arms around his neck.

He swiftly pulled your hips down to make you grind on him. His grunts were enough to get you riled up. Your short raspy moans filled the decent sized living room.

He started to rub your clit nice and slowly making your hips jerk closer to his length.

He giggled as he slowly got quicker till you were shaking and inching incredibly close to your climax. He stopped when he noticed and shimmed out of his boxers.

His cock was pretty big it was hard to hover over it because of your weakened legs

"Slowly, love, slowly." He said patting your hip.

You slowly sank down on his cock watching his face twist in pleasure.

once you got used to his length and girth, you started to move at a steady pace.

"Just like that my love" Jabber sighed out mid groans. you started to get restless and so did your movements. you started to grind instead of bounce and Jabber took initiative.

He picked you up and placed you so you were against the couch so he could ram into you without you having to do much.

"you're so gorgeous" He said grabbing your arms to pull you closer to him as he fucked you. He kissed the back of your neck as he thrusted. One of his hands wrapped around you to rub circles on your clit to push you over the edge as he worked you to a climax.

You couldn't stop shaking and moaning as you finally finished. you were breathing heavy as Jabber pulled out and came on your back.

"You're so beautiful, I love you" Jabber stammered out.

"I love you too jab" You felt your body pretty much go limp as Jabber took care of you. He helped you to the bathroom so you could pee and wash of the body fluids that mixed together throughout the night.

You both ended up cuddling with each other till you both fell asleep.

You slowly woke up to realize Jabber was already gone. You quickly called him not wanting to be some one time hook up, like some hooker.

The phone rang only once and you were met with the familiar soothing voice.

"Hey pretty girl how are you feeling" Jabber asked as his tattoo gun was vibrating in the back.

"not too good since you left me here with my thoughts." you said taking the blanket off of yourself and sitting up. After you stood up you felt incredibly sore.

"What thoughts? We are getting married soon pretty girl" he said giggling into the phone.

"Since when we aren't even dating yet?" you stated walking to the bathroom to pee.

"What do you mean? we've been official for like a month??" Jabber said even stopping his tattoo gun.

"What??" You asked confused.

"I asked you out the night we did wine and paints do you not remember??" Jabber asked starting his machine again.

you started to think back to that night and he did say he liked you and you said it back but you assumed it was in a friend way.

"Oh I thought that was friendly or something??" You said putting some clothes on.

"Oh my, you're actually unbelievable Ive been taking you on dates and we literally had sex last night????"

"You've always taken me on dates??" you said getting a little upset slightly.

"I thought you knew alright?" He said a little sad.

"How about you take me on another date" you said with a smirk playing on your lips.

"Of course but im still confused on how you didn't know I mean my rings are tatted on your body forever now??"

"its was a symbol of our friendship!!" You stated with a laugh thinking about your huge crush on him.

"What ever you say pretty girl"