i’m the queen of nothing i’m the king of the world

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!