confessions of a beer soaked mind

When you're scrolling through Tumblr and see someone posted one of the posters you made (on the right)

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

Is this that “Big Dick Energy” you’ll thots are always talking about??

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

WORLD WAR TEA HAS BEGUN

no! :3c

No

Living.

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

The goodest dogs. ❤️

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

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