Queen of Awkward

you're cute - anyone ever tell you that

i love gabe but i really love reggie but uhg can sam be with both of them but not cheat on either of them pls? dhfjsahjk

i just walked downstairs and there was mac and cheese on the stove so now im happy

sometimes i dont go on instagram for a day or two and then when i go back on the meme scene has just changed so much i feel so lost

in the training room today i was getting ice and we were talking with these two guys and then one of them basically said, oh thats so mean of this person to say “ok, but why are [my] thighs the size of my head?” and mind you im already about to cry bc of my foot, and that was just not something i wanted to hear so literally bless her soul the trainer was like “because shes a beast!!” in a good way which i mean still makes me uncomfy but at least it was in a good way - but like seriously why would you feel the need to tell me that?????? what good could that possible do??????? you obviously know thats hurtful because THATS HOW YOU FUCKING PREFACED THE STATEMENT 

hardcore shoutout to @mentos for making gum that i can chew for 8+ hours and not have it disintegrate ( @trident )

im doing work outside and just noticed my neighbor’s cat staring me down

it feels like im trying to write in a different language and just dont have the vocabulary to express my ideas 

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