1D Baby

If life had a reset button, I would have probably pressed it a few times already.

i’m everyone in this gif

one of my favorite shows

#Rolemodels

This show was simultaniously where i learned that being called a slut could be shrugged off, and that there could be a gay person around old people without hell breaking loose. Also, sick burns.

If a man can’t orgasm during sex, he masturbates too much. If a woman can’t orgasm during sex, the man isn’t doing his job.

Whenever someone accidentally types ‘me’ instead of 'my’, I automatically read the rest in a pirate voice.

I wipe my hands off on my pants instead of my shirt 90% of the time, yet wash my shirts far more often than I wash my pants

I silently judge anyone who says “times it by…” instead of “multiply it by…”

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