I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

inappropriate for who. dead ass. rockabilia out here being prudes how many booty cheeks and titties on that website rn

Imagine you wake up to discover your son has safety pinned his nipples. That happened to Per Eriksson’s mom.

if you’re someone with good taste and believe that aurora and phantom are twins it’s great because you get to imagine copia intending on summoning a new multi ghoulette - and he does - and she’s this glorious, gorgeous, vicious creature exuding vibrant light and everyone at the summon is in awe of this little demonic aphrodite and then dew goes “wait who the FUCK is that” and points at the stupid little ah heem heem dink my oiter motherfucker cowering behind her who is smiling sheepishly and waving affably and aurora turns around and looks at him for a minute - never having seen him before in her goddamn life - and looks back at copia with a “we’re a package deal.” copia asks phantom what his element is and phantom says “qUINT” with his voice cracking like a teenager and aether goes LOL IT’S BEEN REAL I’M GOING TO ARUBA ✌️🏃💨 like you can’t tell me that’s not how it went down