Once upon a time and space...

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You’ve heard of “i didn’t say it was good, i said i liked it,” get ready for “i said it had some technical problems & didn’t fully deliver on its themes, not that i didn’t like it”

Images description. A series of city streets seen from different angles. On every surface where an ad might appear, there is instead a blank sign with only the color yellow. The signs are in shop windows, covering hanging restaurant signs, hanging as banners over the street, and more. The same shade of yellow is used for all the signs. Pedestrians and cars are passing through the streets, some looking at the yellow, others going about their day. End description.

yeah and aragorn was supposed to be leading the chicken on a string and gandalf was supposed to leading the livestock guardian man on a leash and then gandalf was like "let the chicken choose which path" and by the time he caught up to the livestock guardian man, aragorn was like "the chicken said he'd do it himself" and gandalf has to go around to all the holy elven royalty and human rulers and be like "listen, those chickens are way cooler than you think, i totally have faith in the chicken and you should too" and then lead the kingdoms of the remaining mortals against a demon lord's armies while their only hope of survival is pinned to the chicken's ability to successfully invade Colonel Sanders' main processing plant and no back up plan.

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"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful