Mystery kids comic pt 2 episode 5
Sheriff Daryl Blubs: Listen up, listen up! The good old graduation ceremony is about to begin.
Edwin "Deputy" Durland: Hooray! And I have a bell!
(and in the crowd a thief steals a purse from an old woman)
Old woman: Oh no! my wallet.
Edwin "Deputy" Durland: Ding ding! Ding ding! Hooray!
Sheriff Daryl Blubs: He loves his bell very much.
(and all the Mystery Kids are approaching opening)
Pacifica Northwest: Hello everyone! I'm Pacifica Northwest, the great-great-granddaughter of the city's founder, Nathaniel Northwest, and his friend, William Dewey. And I'm also very rich.
(and the audience gives applause at Northwest)
Pacifica Northwest: If you have a pioneering spirit, we ask that you be raised and represented
Mabel Pines: Viewer participation
Dipper Pines: I don't know, Mabel, isn't this girl your sworn enemy?
Coraline Jones: And after what we did yesterday, she won't forget such impudence
Mabel Pines: it's a thing of the past
Kaio Kinkaid: Go
Pacifica Northwest: And our guests...
(She turns around to see Steven, Mabel and Kaio come out on stage and she is shocked and angry to see)
Pacifica Northwest: This is Mabel Kaio and Steven
Kaio Kinkaid: Yeeess!!!
Mabel Pines: Bi ba pli
Steven Universe: And all together, USA! USA!
All: USA! USA!
Fanatic USA: USA! USA!
Pacifica Northwest: Sorry to interrupt, but this is a serious holiday and you look stupid. It's like a dog playing basketball.
(she pointed at the sweaters)
Pacifica Northwest: You're always such a laughing stock.
Mabel Pines: I can be serious too
(She pulls on a sweater and tries to be serious.)
Kaio Kinkaid: Hey, watch your tongues.
Pacifica Northwest: Hey, tell me you have nacho earrings and a ridiculous star t-shirt
(and Steven and Mabel shamefully hide their earrings and star emblem, while Susie and Kris Cuphead and Todd and Amethyst gather in a circle to come up with a plan of action.)
Kris Dreemurr: This is how we'll do it, this is how we'll do it, we'll split up, we'll go off one by one, gossip and then a chain reaction, you get it
All: Yes
Susie: Hold on to them, you're finished Pacifica
(and they go their separate ways)
Pacifica Northwest: Yes, they are definitely ashamed to applaud the girls
(And everyone except Mystery Kids Gems, Autobot, and Sonic's team, Mario and Kirby, start clapping, and Kris, completely stone-faced, throws rotten tomatoes. and there was a deathly silence, as if time itself remained. Preston and Priscilla turned pale as a sheet from shock and horror, as if they had seen death themselves, and Kaio and Mabel froze in shock, and Steven covered his mouth with his hands, and some of the Mystery Kids were shocked, and Coraline and Lili were purely enjoying themselves, and the entire townspeople froze as if they were dug up, staring at Pacifica, who had gotten a tomato right in his eye and fallen, tomato shreds ruining his clothes, and the blonde Pacifica herself was smiling unusually, as if nothing had happened, although her eye was still open.)
Pacifica Northwest: Oh, rotten tomato, for a serious holiday.
Kris Dreemurr: Oh, what are you talking about?
(And Pacifica froze, trying to look around the area to find votes to sue, but without success.)
Kris Dreemurr: And rumors say that yesterday someone ordered asses to make faces with tongues for guys to earn points for the crown.
Townspeople 1: What are we talking about?
Townspeople 2: Wait, my daughter said that at the party yesterday this girl danced the same description.
(And the townspeople start gossiping and whistling, and the Northwests, and Todd puts on a mask, glasses, and a mustache.)
Todd: My God, what vulgarity! She talks about seriousness, but she does such things!
Cuphead: Down with her
(And after the words, he throws a tomato in Pacifica's face, which enraged Preston.)
Preston Northwest: Hey, little brats, do you even know who I am? This is a serious event for normal people.
Susie: Oh, you scared me, it's Pioneer Day! Everyone's putting it on and having fun, not listening to the Elite's lecture.
Amethyst: We're about to screw people over.
(and Kris Dreemurr and Susie and Amethyst and Cuphead and Todd keep throwing at them)
Priscilla Northwest: AAA!!! Preston! Rotten tomatoes! They stink.
(And Razputin reads Pacifica's thoughts and then there's an explosion of rage and shock, rubbing his forehead.)
Razputin Aquato: Hey guys, I just got into her head and it's brutal! She says, "Beast, bastard, scum, scum, beast, freak, scum, scum!" She hates everyone in this city.
Lili Zanotto: Ha! So there you have the true face of this cheap Barbie! This doll pretends to be a saint, but inside she's rotten. And look at those people. It seems they want to do the same.
Kris Dreemurr and Amethyst and Susie and Todd and Cuphead: Down with the elites of the elite/Seriousness and behave like a Pig/Pacifica is a nasty fool/Let's throw her forward
(And after the words, the whole crowd triggered and threw a bunch of tomatoes at Northwest)














