slightly above average savage

This might be my favorite post hahaha

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

me, jaywalking and making direct eye contact w the car driver that’s barreling toward me: kill me u coward

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

David: *plays a secret chord* The Lord: nice! You: meh

I believe

You come to the realization that the tall metal fences surrounding the orphanage aren’t made to keep the children safe from the public, but to keep the public safe from what’s inside.

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

wud the fucv

NO

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him