Marie

been thinking about the early days of the nedcat marriage recently. ned’s the kind of guy to get you pregnant the first day you meet (marriage night) and then not use your first name for the next ten months that you live together out of some weird misplaced concept of Respect. i fucking know that shit must’ve driven catelyn insane

only ned stark could hear that his three year old is a little scared of his direwolf puppy and say “he must learn to face his fears” like he didn’t just give his son an apex predator for a pet

Best Ramsay moment is in ACOK when he takes a break from listing his #top10crimes to give Theon his OOTD, like he would care. And the truth is Theon absolutely would care 😭. They’re GRRM’s little fashion dolls. In another life they’re rival fashion students and Theon can’t help but notice the ‘leather’ Ramsay uses doesn’t look normal. Theon points this out and then Ramsay (lovingly) runs his hand through the sewing machine

rhaena sweetheart maybe we take the new minivan on a couple more laps around the parking lot before engaging in naval battle