A Mix of Old and New

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

well I definitely guessed that answer horribly wrong.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

My cat was raised by dogs and now goes on walks and will greet you at the door

I need this shirt.

I found it online here!

I want this shirt lol

I love this shirt

Everytime I saw this and thought it said “grandfather” and I was like why is no one talking about the grandfather is fit af but…nvm lol

Omg I did too

I found it! My life is COMPLETE

I need this!

Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead 

I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck trump one

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever