friendly neighborhood spider-man 🕸️🕷️

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

Beware the ides of March.

Beware!!

Thank you for your service 🙏🏻🧎‍♀️

guys I literally need James Franco! Harry Osborn fanfiction like 😭 PLEASE I’M BEGGING Y’ALL

no but seriously how am i supposed to cope knowing that andrew garfield’s spiderman still hasn’t moved on from gwen and still holds onto her. how am i supposed to cope knowing that he still probably replays the day he lost her over and over again— but he still goes on saving people. because that’s what he does. how am i supposed to cope knowing that his spiderman caught mj in his arms because he wasn’t about to make the same mistake again. how am i supposed to cope knowing that he looked at mj and for a split second he probably saw gwen. how am i supposed to cope knowing that after he saved mj, he probably thought to herself “i did it, gwen. i saved his mj.” how am i supposed to cope knowing that andrew garfield put his entire heart out there in his third spiderman movie. how

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

Barry Keoghan I’m free on Wednesday feel free to hit me with a rock anytime on Wednesday pls Barry Keoghan