devil woman

If I say rainbow is it asking for too much? What kind of colors do you want on yours? My go-to is to just do green, white, and orange, because Irish, but I’ll be happy to make whatever you like and whatever you’ll be proud to wear. Down for the Claire’s ones as well! Honestly? Let’s just go to all the jewelry shops and fill up our arms with all kinds of pretty and colorful friendship bracelets. There’s no such thing as too many friendship bracelets. Hey, you’re welcome. The sole purpose of a best friend is to help you with Instagram captions and make sure you never make a restroom trip by yourself. Huh? I guess I can see it. But then you say something and they realize how wrong they are, right? 

It’s not too much at all!! I can definitely do a rainbow bracelet. I don’t know what I want mine to be! I can’t decide between pastel colors or darker colors. You pick. Surprise me. I’ll love it either way. I think we should do both. The Claire’s bracelets for formal occasions and the homemade ones on a daily basis. Or that! We could find really bright bracelets. I love this idea. It’s like trying on prom dresses but like, more expensive. The missing accent definitely gives it away. They’re always like “Aren’t you the girl from Lady Bird?” And I always have to break their hearts. “No, I’m not as talented. But I’m flattered,” is usually my response.

That makes a lot more sense then. It sounds like you were at least having a good time singing and dancing around though before the neighbor below you complained about it. That is true. But I suppose I mean people more or less expect the character I play instead of how I really am is all. I appreciate that. With that being said then I will try to be the best best friend then.

I was! That’s what I’m saying, it’s possible to have fun by yourself. You don’t need to be bored all the time. They shouldn’t believe you’re the character you play because you’re not that character. If that was true for me, I’d be the queen of Hell, which is not true. You’re already a great best friend, Hero. I’m very excited for the future of this friendship.

h: used to be? Do you not enjoy it anymore? What did i do? It was the 4 year 'hiatus' wasn't it?

h: i love that!! I really appreciate that you watched whatever it was. Parents can be super embarrassing though,for sure haha

k: i haven't listened to any of your music in a while, if i'm honest but then again i don't really listen to more than five songs at the moment so that's also probably why

No apologies required but any more compliments and I’ll melt into an indiscernible liquid and vaporize into the air. Gosh, you are on your tip top A-game of Ben trivia, I’m so flattered! Hi – we collectively stan you, you and your Phantom of the Opera moment in that one episode. 

If I’m honest, I know the video of you and Sara because of my Instagram. That’s a common video I see on my feed. Oh no. Don’t bring up my Phantom moment. I’m embarrassed that actual Broadway stars have seen it. But because you’ve seen that one, did you see the Spring Awakening song as well? Actually, don’t answer that one. I don’t wanna know.

Maybe your friends and my members can make some sort of support group to just talk about how much we annoy them to get it off of their chest since they’ll never say it to our faces. Right? The waiting makes me think I’ve done something wrong, but I just forget they’re just as busy as I am. Definitely not that bad, we could get so much done. I mean, that’s a start! If you think you’re fast learner, I can go ahead and start teaching you some moves you’ll have to know if you’re gonna be stuck with me. I’ll even be your personal Chinese teacher – I’m clearly the best, even if people say otherwise. 

An Annoying Friend Support Group. Love that idea. Sometimes when I don’t hear back from my friends, I’ll text another friend and ask if they’re mad at me. I know it’s totally irrational but I get so anxious about it! I’m sorry but I just love them so much and if I even think about them being upset with me it makes me so sad. Teach me all the moves, I’ll practice everyday. I’ll be the best student you’ve ever had. You can brag that you have the most amazing student.

please, keep being super gushy on the main, dude. i live for any and all mushy thoughts. hit me all the vulnerability in the world, please. on the bright side, you get to watch all of season three to remind yourself how much you love them, right? you can watch and think of all the good times you had. on the bright side, you’re on vacation! i’m here for all the friendship you have to offer, dude. i’m such an obnoxiously big fan of yours, so give me it all, okay? where should we start? should we party? should we go to the secret lagoon? maybe we can do some snowboarding. i’ve got a list of shit we can do together, kiernan. i’m shawn, by the way! it’s so nice to meet you. once you get back to los angeles, i’m gonna need you to let ross know that i think he’s the coolest person alive and that i wanna be his best friend, too.

I think it’s only fair to be mushy on main around this time of year. If there’s any time, why not now? I do get to do that! It makes me miss them more but seeing how talented they all are makes my heart scream from inside of my chest. You’re a big fan? I’m a huge fan of you. This friendship is either going to make me cry from excitement or be extremely disappointing for me. So no pressure or anything. Secret lagoon? Take me now. I’m very interested in the idea of that. Will I see any monsters? Is this where you’re going to kill me? Will we see a cult? My mind is going a thousand miles per hour with ideas. I need this now. You don’t have to introduce yourself, man, I know who you are. The Ross thing can be negotiated. I can’t have you stealing my man.

I can definitely relate to this, especially working on a show I miss people if I get time off or when we wrap for the season, or people I’m in movies with a lot, but I also get really itchy about needing alone time too. I feel like sometimes seeing the same people all day every day is basically a psychological experiment in finding what’s the craziest, most inconsequential thing that can set you off - so, breaks are good. But do I miss you? Of course I do, you were my favorite costar ever.

Oh yes, I know exactly what you mean about alone time. However, for me it’s less about being alone and more about being quiet. I need quiet time and I need it quite frequently if I’m going to survive the day. Like if you want to sit in the same room but we don’t talk for an hour, that’s perfect. Stop, oh my god, you’re making me blush. I miss you! It’s been too long, I’m all grown now. How are you? 

s: OKKKK PRESS 'F' TO PAY RESPECTS, KIERNAN

s: is this what cyberbullying feels like? i wouldn't know -- i've never had to deal with it

s: this friendship is cancelled already

k: F

k: this is nothing compared to cyberbullying? i don't think you could handle it

k: omg wait no i take it all back please forgive me

dais: dunno what this says about me but i...do have some cheese

dais: and it's the good stuff

dais: i'd be HONORED if you'd come share it with me

k: i need to know what kinda cheese it is now

k: is it like the expensive stuff? because if so, my face is literally :o right now

This is easily the fastest insta-best friendship I’ve ever had! Is falling into a Sabrina marathon a qualification of it as well? Because I’ve more than got that part down, just putting it out there. I’m Bill, your new best friend. What have you been up to since you’ve been in Iceland? And I’m going to assume there’d a valid excuse for why you didn’t drag me along for them since I naturally only think the best of you, best friend. 

You don’t have to watch Sabrina to be best friends with me, but it sure does help you get onto my good side for life. You’ve seen it? Oh gosh, what do you think? I’m nervous, you’re so incredible to watch. Hemlock Grove? Love. It? Masterpiece. I’ve just been hanging about, relaxing, eating anything and everything, the usual vacation things. I’ll definitely be dragging you on my next adventure. Get ready.

Gosh, Kiernan how dare you be gushy on main. And so close to Valentine’s day? Aka the gushiest day of the year…. crazy. As someone who can’t go like more than 2 days without seeing someone from the Riverdale crew, I get you. But hey, your friend Camila is here. Remember me? Am I nothing to you now? Kidding. But the fact that I haven’t seen you on this trip yet is just wrong. Let’s change that asap please. 

I know, it’s totally against the law to be gushy around this time of year. Officer, arrest me now. I’ll go peacefully. Of course, I remember you. How could I forget? My favorite person in the world. Other than my Sabrina crew, but you understand. Yes! Where are you? Where can we hang? I’m going through friendship withdrawal as we speak.

should i breastfeed you too? you need a sister and i know your big sister is busy all the time, so i get it..

Breastfeed?? Girl, what. Oh my god. I actually don’t have a big sister. I do have a little sister, though.

I would definitely have to agree with you on that. Oh you have? That’s very kind of you to say, thank you. Hearing things like that always brings a smile to my face. It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve received weird looks in a bathroom setting. I’ve had to take my two eldest daughters with me into the men’s bathroom a couple times on outings and it made for some interesting situations. Some guys just can’t handle things like that, which is quite a shame.

I don’t think it’s weird to bring your daughters into the men’s room unless they’re like, over the age of 9, then I guess that is a bit weird. It’s not just some guys, though, women also have very conservative thoughts when it comes to unisex bathrooms. It’s a thing. But anyways, how is Iceland going for you so far? Have you done anything big and exciting?

s: yeah, i actually recreate them in the bedroom. if i'm not saying "y/n" i'm not saying any name.

s: kidding. that was a gross joke, i'm sorry.

s: is this your way of saying you want me dead? be honest. you can tell me. the government is listening too though so be careful.

s: f. ://

k: ew. you're not forgiven. i'll never forget this

k: i always want you dead.

k: JKJKJKJK