Oh, you fancy, huh?

well maybe i don't wanna work in a fast-paced, flexible environment that requires great verbal communication skills

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!

Does anyone know what to do

im like one of the grandparents who doesn’t get up in charlie and the chocolate factory

Never thought I would consider the notion that Argentina is keeping Chile warm with its colossal ass.

This is a message for Paul, 25 yo, who has his mom come do his laundry weekly: your mom's friend is roasting the fuck out of you at this sushi restaurant bro

I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

shoobies

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe