Tom

the concept of andre having a crush on cal, and cal knowing and purposefully doing shit to tease andre about it is VERY important to me. andre has no clue that cal knows.

It's crazy. I'm a purely heterosexual man, and everyday when I go outside I see so many HOT AND SEXY as fuck MEN. But I can't even remember the last time I saw a woman even remotely attractive. Truly the bar is in hell.

I feel like cal and andre would be pretty bad boyfriends in different ways but only one would probably learn how to be better and I won't say who it is but you know

incestplay but i tape you to the ceiling and fling mashed potatoes at you

youare all Sick in the head fear not . My Name is ear fucker for a Reason . Allow me To rearrange a fewthings in there ok???ffs

how it felt to turn on the news and see foxfever arrested for attempted and plotted murder bruh

just one more look at your open wound bro pleaseee i promise i wont be weird this time