dirtbag at heart

great pervert, even better person

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

happy pride to my suspiciously close coworkers

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

the other day i hit one of those harry potter house elves on the new jersey turnpike and i just kept going. i didn’t even slow down i just kept going

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs