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Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 7 Episode 2, Liaisons, which aired in 1993, tells the story of ambassadors from a newly contacted world interacting with Federation culture. On the Enterprise, one ambassador is obsessed with desserts, the other is dedicated to annoying our good friend Lieutenant Worf. But thatâs B plot. This is a cultural exchange, and in our A plot, Captain Picard is on his way to the ambassadorsâ homeworld to learn about them as well. But a disaster destroys this plan. The shuttle goes down on a planet with hostile weather and no signs of life. Except for one, that is. After an injury, Picard wakes up in a crashed freighter, where a mysterious woman, who has been stranded for seven years, nurses him. But sheâs hella sus, and almost immediately confesses her love for the Captain. He politely declines her advances and her smooches, but soon realizes that she is causing his injuries and essentially keeping him prisoner.
The reason? She wants him to fall in love with her, and she assaults him again to prove it. At the very end, it is revealed that she is one of the ambassadors in disguise. After discovering logs telling the story of the crashed freighter woman and a man who crashed later falling in love, the aliens were confused by three human emotions: pleasure, antagonism, and love. Each was sent to explore one of these emotions in depth. With the mystery solved, everyone returns home, but unfortunately the ambassador learning about love was the only one to fail his mission.
Weâve already done the sexism episode, so thereâs no reason to pick apart the upsetting portrayal of the stranded woman. Rather, letâs talk about how Captain Picard technically kissedâor was kissed byâa man four or five times throughout the episode. At the time, the man was in disguise and using she/her pronouns.
Why?
Within the fictional universe, the reason is because the aliens were recreating a specific historical event that occurred between a male and a female. Picard was the male, so they were forced to provide the female. In the narrative universe, one could argue that the reason is mystery. If the shuttlecraft ambassador and the stranded person were the same gender in either direction, the mystery might not have held out as long and spoiled the twist. In the universe where we live together in reality, the reason is clearly heteronormativity.
Itâs perfectly fine if Captain Picard is straight; Iâve heard rumors that most people are. But this is a story where queerness, even when revealed, is not considered. It simply doesnât exist. Thereâs no way to explore the concept of love, specifically romantic love, without a male and female. And thereâs no need to even address the fact that the female was actually a male in disguise because queerness is invisible.
Unfortunately, this is a trend throughout this entire beloved franchise. And it all starts, of course, with Spirk.
Gay ships have existed since Gilgamesh and Enkidu, as our own Captain Picard can no doubt attest. But Spirk, the ship for Spock and Captain Kirk, is arguably the first slash ship in modern fandom culture, i.e. an imagined romance between two men that is independently written or drawn about and then shared with a broad community of fans who do not know each other. And itâs easy to see why. Spock and Kirk have a deep textual bond that is only strengthened subtextually.
Their relationship is stronger than flings on either side. Most notably, itâs strong enough to break Spock out of a deadly lust-fueled rampage. I, personally, donât think their relationship was meant to be read as romantic, and I donât see it that way, but I do think it was meant to be queer, and that it is queer. Queerplatonic, that is.
Iâm a little biased, because thatâs the kind of relationship that I value, but if we could ask dear old Gene, he might agree with me. Iâd never try to put words into someoneâs mouth, so letâs hear from him. Yes, the famous Roddenberry Footnote, from the novelization of Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Roddenberry invented a word for a relationship in Vulcan, one that can mean friend, brother, or lover.
The note says this: The human concept of friend is most nearly duplicated in Vulcan thought by the term tâhyâla, which can also mean brother and lover. Spockâs recollection (from which this chapter has drawn) is that it was a most difficult moment for him since he did indeed consider Kirk to have become his brother. However, because tâhyâla can be used to mean lover, and since Kirkâs and Spockâs friendship was unusually close, this has led to some speculation over whether they had actually indeed become lovers. The note continues in Kirkâs voice, who denies the rumors and solidifies his position as a lover of women, though of course, love is love.
This note can be interpreted as confirmation or rejection of the ship, but I still like to focus on the word itself: tâhyâla, which can mean friend, brother, or lover. To me, that sounds exactly like a queerplatonic relationship, one that has the depth of a friendship, the connotation of a family, and the commitment of a lover. Still, itâs dangerous and inappropriate to apply modern terms to historical relationships, even fictional ones.
What we can say is this: even though much of the audience can read queer themes into the show, nothing in TOS was intentionally written for the queer community or about queer topics. Racism was the big topic of the day, and Stonewall occurred 25 days after the premier of the final TOS episode. Notably, George Takei, a gay man closeted at the time, brought up the idea of addressing gay rights on the show, but Roddenberry could not do it without risking cancellation, especially after the episode where Kirk and Uhura kissed.
That episode could not be aired in several southern states, which tanked the ratings. In order to continue talking about important issues like civil rights and the wars, they really couldnât take on another controversial theme. As such, our first taste of that accepting utopian future we all strive for did not include queer people.
But we have 60 more years to say something. So letâs keep going.
If you watch the very first episode of Next Generation carefully, you may spot a male-presenting crew member wearing the short dress version of the Starfleet uniform that Uhura did. You will not see that ever again.
Even so, TNG improves upon the legacy of its predecessor: out of all seven seasons, there is one queer episode. Youâll find it in season five. Itâs episode 17, the outcast. The plot revolves around an encounter with a genderless race of aliens. While helping them prepare for a rescue mission, Riker gets close with a pilot called Soren. They get closer, and Soren confesses that she identifies as femaleâwhich is seen as a perversion by her people, so she lives in hiding. When Riker and Sorenâs relationship is revealed, Soren has to undergo a trial where she makes an impassioned speech about acceptance and normalcy. Her defense falls on deaf ears, and she is forced to undergo a treatment akin to conversion therapy to correct her deviant identity. Riker violates the Prime Directive to rescue Soren, but itâs too late: the procedure has been performed, and Soren refuses rescue.
The first time I saw this episode, I hated it. I thought the writers were cowards for not exploring a genderless species more deeply, and for going the romantic route with Riker. In my mind, they had something really interesting with an androgynous species, but of course they had to go back to the binary, of course the deviant had to identify as female, and of course she had to fall for Riker.
But I was just a wee bairn at the time, and there were a lot of things I didnât yet know about myself. Naturally, Iâd matured a lot by the time of my second viewing just a few months ago, and my opinion of the episode changed. Now, I am knowledgeable enough to appreciate the underlying social commentary, which was loudly anti-conversion therapy and quietly pro-queer. Those stances are positive steps, and Sorenâs speech was actually pretty good for something written by a straight person.
Here it is, with a few edits: I was born this way, itâs not unnatural, Iâm not sick. I donât need to be helped or cured, I need your understanding and compassion. We have not injured you in any way, yet we are scorned and attacked. All because we are different. But what we do is no different from what you do. We talk, and laugh, and complain about work, and wonder about growing old. We talk about our families, we worry about the future, we cry with each other when things seem hopeless. All the loving things that you do with each other is what we do. What right do you have to punish us? What right do you have to change us? What makes you think you can dictate how people love each other?
But, of course, even with a speech that blatant, I can still only say the episode is âquietlyâ pro-queer, in small part because it somewhat ignorantly both confuses and equates gender and sexuality, but overall because the story itself is again heteronormative. I understand that thatâs sort of the point. Itâs a really easy way to make a commentary on any type of discrimination by simply turning it around. What if white people were enslaved? What if men were suppressed? What if straight people were deviants? But all of these assume a privileged audience. Theyâre positive commentaries, but poor representation.
And so even in the queer episode, queerness is invisible.
DS9 takes another step forward. A big one! In this series, two women kiss each other. In Season 4, Episode 5, Rejoined, Jadzia Dax is rejoined with the widow of one of the Dax symbiontâs previous hosts. The most important part of the episode is that the Trill species have a taboo: new hosts cannot rekindle relationships with former hostsâ partners, and if they do, theyâll be exiled, and the symbiont will never be joined to another host. Jadzia decides itâs worth it, but the widow ultimately does not agree. The taboo in this context is a clear allegory for homophobia or queerphobia, i.e. coming out is dangerous, and you may be disowned by your family for doing so. The fact that itâs a heartbreaking ending for Dax does not negate the importance of the message, nor does it belittle the fact that Dax would have received support from Sisko no matter what she chose.
But can we say something similar about the kiss itself? Does the fact that two women kissed negate the underlying heteronormativity? Because in context, there is still a very straight explanation for the kiss. Theyâre kissing the memories of their former, heterosexual lovers, not really each other. I think the kiss mattered, especially for 1995. I like the episode, and thereâs an interpretation where itâs cool that no one really mentions the gender angle of the whole situation, as that implies normalization. But it would be disingenuous to call the moment queer. Itâs wlw for sure, but that doesnât mean women who love women, it means worms who love worms. In other words, it wasnât about attraction or romance between two women at all, it was about the worms!
But that wasnât the only opportunity that DS9 took to acknowledge the LGBTQIA+. Enter, the mirror universeâs Intendant Kira, who hints at bisexuality. Now, we love an evil gay in this household, but Iâm sure itâs easy to understand why Intendant Kira wasnât exactly the warm embrace that queer audiences were hoping for. This Kiraâs bisexuality is meant to amplify her wickedness, especially in contrast to our beloved Kiraâs more righteous straightness. So, a queer identity is finally visible in Star Trekâbut only in the evil timeline. Not exactly a good look.
But DS9 has one more queer little trick up its sleeveâunfortunately, itâs not in the script. It was entirely in the performance of our collective favorite recurring guest star, Andy Robinson in the role of Cardassian spy and tailor Garak. In interviews, he has shared that yeah, he for real played Garak as attracted to Julian Bashir, and that practically drips off of his excellent performance. Alas, Berman vetoed any hope of canonization. Still, the intent was there on both sides of the performance, and itâs easy to interpret. In Lower Decks, the pairing is revived through alternate reality versions of Bashir and Garak, butâŚwell, I donât have time to get into my thoughts on Lower Decks today. Take my tone as you will. Within the realm of DS9, and the reality of the 90s, I appreciate and applaud Robinsonâs choices, but we certainly canât claim Garashir (Basharak?) as a win for the queer community.
There are more interpretations you can ponder around DS9 if youâre generousâsuch as the inherent transness of Trills, a sentiment which Ezri Dax genuinely voices shortly after her joiningâbut even the most generous interpretations donât add up to anything meaningful. Lesbian kiss and all, DS9 didnât even have an episode that was on our side, like The Outcast.
Neither did Voyager. In fact, thereâs nothing to say about Voyager in this particular podcast episode, except maybe fie and a plague upon your household! Now I freaking love Voyager, but 3 million people shipping Seven and Janeway isnât representation. Correct me if six years apart from the show has dulled my memory, but thereâs nothing queer about it. Not even a metaphor.
Does Enterprise do any better? Unlike any of its predecessors, it has not just one queerish episode, but two! The first is Cogenitor, season 2 episode 22, which tells the story of Trip forming a relationship with a lower-class, third-gender, member of an alien species whose sole purpose in society is to contribute to procreation. Thereâs nothing romantic about the relationship, but gender diversity is another important angle of queerness to explore, especially separate to the romantic and sexual angle. However, the overall situation of the Cogenitor is more analogous to a racial metaphor than a queer one, and as such I hesitated to include it in this episode of the podcast at all. But, I felt I had to include it simply because the episode might make you think about queer people for a second, and I thought it was positive because the Cogenitor was portrayed in an empathic light.
However, it gets a few things wrong. In the end, the Cogenitor dies by suicide, which reaks of bury your gays. Note, this trope is only applicable if the death of a queer-presenting character serves to forward the development of a straight character. Not all queer deaths are bury your gays. But, if you consider the Cogenitor queer, than this definitely is bury your gays. The news of suicide is delivered via communication, and the focus is placed not on the characterâs tragic death, but on Tripâs reaction to it (and the consequence that without the Cogenitor, a child wonât be conceived).
The second failing is, of course, the issue of pronouns. Once Trip starts seeing the Cogenitor as a friend and a person, he assigns a gendered pronoun based on what he perceives as feminine traitsâat least in comparison to a lack of masculine traits. TâPol calls this out, but pretty much everyone starts referring to the Cogenitor using she/her, including Dr. Phlox. The Cogenitor chooses a name, Charles, but does not choose pronouns. This pretty much negates that faint whiff of queerness that we got from a third-gender, while also reinforcing harmful gender stereotypes, i.e. the Cogenitor is in a subservient position, therefore she/her.
The Cogenitor is a very good episode, probably one of the best, and certainly one that weâll talk about again in a later episode, but it doesnât offer much more than the idea of genderqueerness.
The second queerish episode, which actually comes first but I did not remember that when I started writing my script, is season 2 episode 14, Stigma. This is about TâPol dealing with the effects of a deadly disease which she contracted through a mind-meld, which was taboo at the time. TâPol risks losing her position professionally and societally if her disease is found out, which it is. A quite heavy-handed metaphor for HIV/AIDS, which was and may still be a stigmatized disease often associated with gay men. The point of the episode was that diseases shouldnât be stigmatized, no matter how you get them. The episode ends with a sort of promise about challenging the prejudice around the disease, which is positive, but I feel we must consider the fact that the narrative does everything to cleanse TâPol of any actual stigma. The mind meld that gave her the disease was forced upon her. TâPol is dignified and morally upstanding. Of course she would not willingly engage in a taboo practice. Ultimately, thatâs what gives her a quote happy ending, but it does undercut the message a little. Itâs pretty much the same plausible deniability of the Trill lesbian kiss in DS9. TâPol has the gay disease, which shouldnât be stigmatizedâbut TâPol is certainly not gay. The episodeâs A plot really doesnât have much to do with queer issues at allâit was about a stigmatized disease.
The important queer plotline of this episode is actually the B plot! One of Phloxâs wives comes aboard the Enterprise and tries to woo Trip, much to his dismay. A generous interpretation would applaud the positive representation of polyamory. Phlox and his wife clearly love each other, Phlox is clearly supportive of any relationships his wife wants to have, and both the Denobulans are clearly happy in their queer relationship. Hurray!
But Tripâs perspective is the one the narrative framing supports: he is uncomfortable with the advances and with the idea of polyamory as a whole, which isnât normal for humans. The audience is meant to take Tripâs side, once again reinforcing that humanityâs utopian future simply does not include queer people. Un-hurray.
But this all changes in the Kurtzman era. Finally, we enter a world where queer identities are visible, normalized, and totally mundane. All Adira has to say is âActually, I prefer they/them.â And everyone says okay, and no one messes up. Paul and Hugh, Seven and Raffi, Nurse Chapel, Darem and Jay-Den, Jett and Lura â itâs so so good to see them and their complicated queer relationships. Itâs so so good that the problems they face are just relationship problems, not anything to do with prejudice and hate crimes. Queer issues are non-issues, just like we always wanted. Utopia is for us, too!
But we donât live in that future yet. And, unfortunately, todayâs inequalities quite obviously bleed into that utopic vision.
Hereâs just something that I noticed. Paul and Hugh give each other chaste little pecks. Michael and Booker kiss with tongue. Okay, well Michaelâs the main character, fair I guess. So then why does Ash Tyler get a straight Klingon sex scene? Okay, okay, maybe it was plot-relevant. Wait, so then why does Spock make out with TâPring in Strange New Worlds? And Nurse Chapel? And LaâAn? Okay, calm down. Who else kisses in that show?
Hmm. I think itâs only straight people.
Well, we have even more queer people in Starfleet Academy, so letâs look there. Weirdly enough, the straight couple gets naked and gaspy, while the queer couplesâŚwalk next to each other and exchange flirty eye contact.
Look, Iâm not saying Nurse Chapel has to kiss a girl to prove sheâs bi. That would be ridiculous. Iâm not saying that Jay-Den and Darem canât enjoy a slow-burnâIâm obsessed with that actually. What I am saying is that yeah, the queerness is undeniably there, but itâs still invisible. Queer relationships are mentioned, not portrayed. Queer culture is totally unaddressed. Queerness in modern Trek shows is pasta with no sauceâdelicious, but lacking flavor.
In my utopian future, queer culture is accepted and valued, not swallowed up and homogenized by straight culture. Enterprise had movie nightsâwhy didnât Discovery have drag shows?
In conclusion, I believe that Star Trek as a whole fails the queer community, just like pretty much every other show ever. It took positive steps forward with each new iteration, which is commendable, and in the newest shows it demonstrably contributes to queer representation.
But, it does so timidly, without pushing any boundaries and without showing vocal, outright support to the community. It maintains plausible deniability in the earlier shows, and in the modern ones, it quickly brushes past its queer moments so as not to cause waves and alienate potential viewersâand probably, potential investors.
In the 23rd century and beyond, queer identities are invisible, and ultimately this prevents queer people from imagining a future with themselves in it and absolves straight people of sharing their utopia, which is disappointing for a franchise that has always billed itself as progressive and accepting.
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In a recent discussion with my best friend, she said to me: hating the new stuff coming out is on brand for Star Trek fans. Itâs the traditional Star Trek way.
Today we discuss the biggest failure of the Alex Kurtzman era.
We can divide Star Trek into three distinct eras based on the executive producer. Gene Roddenberry started it all with the original series and the original animated show. He was succeeded by Rick Berman who produced TNG, DS9, Voyager, and Enterprise. Now, Alex Kurtzman is in charge. His shows include Discovery, Strange New Worlds, Picard, and Starfleet Academy. Lower Decks and Prodigy are also under his leadership, but I tend to categorize those series a little differently.
Each era has a distinct tone, and so does each individual show. I do think growing and changing within the shared universe is important and positive. In other words, going where no one has gone before â and quite boldly, I might add. I donât want Discovery to be exactly like DS9. I want fresh shows. And even in the modern era, each show delivers. But Alex Kurtzman has made one major change to the franchise that I believe weakens it tremendously. I now humbly submit to the fandom a simple thesis: the Kurtzman extended universe is not science fiction, itâs action-adventure.
Action adventure as a genre is about high stakes and thrills. Itâs characterized by its fast pacing, and it typically follows a quest-type structure. It is meant to excite you, and the journey itself is the point for both the protagonist and the viewer.
Science fiction, on the other hand, is a genre centered on wonder and pushed forward by questions and answers. Itâs not required, but science fiction also frequently critiques or even protests society.
Certainly, Kurtzmanâs shows are set in space. Certainly, there are aliens. Certainly, there are problems that need to be solved with a fictional sort of science. But, when you look past the setting, youâll find stories about heroes defeating enemies primarily using explosions.
Letâs look into Discovery first. This series fully shrugged off the episodic nature of previous Star Trek shows as well as the ensemble cast structure, and those shifts necessitated a quest for the main character. Even as the later seasons, and especially season 5, recaptured more self-contained stories as steps to the quest, even those smaller chunks resembled fantasy-inspired heroesâ journeys. Michael Burnham entered a library that featured countless works from an untold number of cultures. And, well, we learned a lot about Michael in that library, didnât we? But what did we learn about ourselves? What did we learn about our world? Unfortunately, the clock was ticking, our enemies were at the door, and we had to leave before we could even ask truly interesting questions about our universe and our place in it.
Season five also featured the episode Whistlespeak, which I think comes closest to a true science fiction story, and it does ask one interesting question: what happens to us when our beliefs change? In this case, as soon as the question is asked, the Discovery leaves. They created a problem, acknowledged that it was a problem to consider, but the story does not sit with the question at the heart of it â or, at least, at the end of it. There is no real challenge, no exploration, no consequence, and no critique. Once again, we had to go right away in order to get to the next destination ahead of our enemies.The action-adventure focus and pacing robbed us of what could have been an interesting science fiction conversation.
Picard is also a quest-based adventure narrative clothed in a science-fiction setting. I believe for this series in particular, it is fair to draw direct comparisons to Next Gen, which I think is the shining example of a true science fiction show. Of course TNG had battle episodes and quests, but most often it was just look at this weird concept for 44 minutes, isnât that crazy? But within those frequently insane plots, it posed questions and arguments and even answers in some cases that were ethical, critical, and forward-thinking. The most obvious examples usually deal with Dataâs personhood â surprise, surprise, what does it mean to be human is a major theme of the show â but there are plenty of other episodes like to a lesser extent the ones where Star Fleet is arbitrating a dispute between two planets or when the crew has to decide between doing the right thing and following orders, or when they learn to accept something that was at first very strange. These episodes that pose questions like these, even after the resolution, are still asking in a lot of ways. You get to think about what you would do. Youâre invited to the story, and they are genuinely challenging a lot of the time. Would you rescue the woman from the agender species who just wants the freedom to be herself? Because you do have the opportunity to. How do you feel about traumatized veterans abandoned by the countries they fought for? Because you donât have to wait until they storm the government office to do something about it. Picardâs narrative structure supports strong themes that align with TNG like loyalty, responsibility, and personhood, but it really doesnât support that same interaction with the audience. In a lot of ways it just feels like moving through the story beatsâones that I actually donât remember much of. We are more seeing other peopleâs answers to problems that will never be ours than we are being asked questions relevant to us and our world.
This is my impression of Strange New Worlds, too. This series mostly returns to the episodic formula, and pays plenty of homage to classic Star Trek must-haves, like solving a mystery in the holodeck, or having a little baby of a different species mess with you for a day before its parent comes in to resolve everything deus ex machina fashion. What it does not return to is anything relevant or pointed. The space shenanigans are really fun, but theyâre only fun. In season 3, there is an episode where Kirk takes command for the first time aboard the Farragutâand donât think I didnât notice that the Enterprise crew that came in to help were his future subordinates because of course I noticed that. In the episode, they have to rescue the Enterprise from vicious, faceless pirates, and in the process, Kirk makes the call to destroy them. An estimated 7,000 enemies die, and the twist is that they were all humanâas if that mattered. Older, wiser Captain Pike delivers the episodeâs milquetoast lesson: leadership is hard, and leaders must bear the weight of their decisions alone. Did Kirk do the right thing? Nobody asked.
Donât misinterpret this somewhat scathing critique of the modern shows. I think itâs a real shame that the team has left behind their core audienceâI, for one, like Star Trek specifically because itâs supposed to be science fiction. But I really do like the shows! These more character-driven stories definitely encourage me to keep watching. Itâs just that they donât invite me to keep thinking. And thinking is my favorite part of Star Trek.
Though I bemoan, I do not blame. To earn back their high budgets and draw new people to the streamer, Star Trek episodes have to keep up with what audiences expect out of their TV shows, which these days is fancy camera work and tearful relationships. If they try to ask too many questions, they could be wrong about too many answers. Like when Janeway murdered Tuvix. You cannot critique your own audience, and if your ideal audience is as many people as possible, whom can you critique?
No, an adventure is much safer than a conversation.
Cradle the morning to your chest
the time before anything hurts
when sleep has briefly healed you
and the light doesn't pierce, it promises
The sunrise is soft enough to swallow
it will hold you up as the day begins to ache
hold this quiet tightly to your body
the tender dawn may choose to hug you back
The people of Melvik had a troubling issue
It was nothing to sneeze at (and not one had a tissue),
Their streets and their gutters were all overrun
With an oversized pack of shapeshifting flun.
The flun were so vicious that the strongest men fled
And even the women admitted some dread.
Children and teens were locked up indoors
And elderly locals left Melvik in scores.
But hope was not lost for a bright pair of housemates,
For they knew the villains that every flun hates.
If they caught just a whiff of a nine-legged nuss,
A terrified flun would shift right into dust.
So they rallied support and imported the beasts,
Then released them outside to have a flun-feast.
The town was so glad that they lit up cigars,
And began wearing flun dust like battle-won scars.
Then the nine-legged nuss started climbing the walls.
They shattered the pavement and up-chucked hairballs.
With dozens of nuss blocking traffic and sun,
The town had to cancel its annual run.
But a local pro knew how to win back the city:
The nuss would flee fast at the sight of a biddy.
In the dead of the night, they released their secret stash
And the itty-bitty monsters scared the nuss in a flash.
The nuss ran away in a flurry of groans,
Though the slower ones stayed as a heap of clean bones.
The people each chose some to wear âround their necks
To celebrate the end of that nine-legged hex!
Then the biddy multiplied, as biddy often do,
Making an impenetrable cloud of bright green and blue.
People swatted the buggers, but it was no use
A dense biddy storm needed a strong-willed intoose!
They all worked together to bait lines and cast,
Then tipped over the bucket of intoose theyâd amassed.
The biddy dropped dead as the finned creatures wiggled,
For the vortex they formed sucked in anything little.
As the fog of biddy faded, the people cheered in the square,
Then squashed green-blue debris of biddy bodies in their hair.
As if to join the party, the intoose sped up their flopping,
And sucked in a child, then three more without stopping.
But the knowledgeable elders knew just what to do:
Only a couple of vrool, and those intoose were through!
The old-timers whistled till they were blue in the face,
Which summoned the vrool from a strange pocket of space.
The vrool made quick work of the vortex of fish,
The danger was doused by their horns with a squish.
Melvik was pleased, and as a tribute to Pax,
They harvested fins and stuck them onto their backs.
The vrool loomed over the city and its hills,
Their shadows cast darkness and gave everyone chills.
Crops began to die as the vrool blocked the sun,
And the citizens doubted this tough battle could be won.
But one child recalled from their lessons at school
A surefire way to banish the vrool.
The vrool had no enemies at the top of the chain,
Still, every creature alive could be weakened by pain.
They used sirens and shouts to drive out the brutes,
Piercing their eardrums with brass, clatters, and hoots.
They made such a ruckus that the vrool went red-faced,
And the beasts shed their horns to get out posthaste!
The people of Melvik danced, jumped, and spun
For the last critter crisis was over and done.
They donned the vrool horns and kept dancing all night,
Till they all fell asleep as if struck with a blight.
Now, the neighboring village had heard news of the trouble.
Melvikâs people, overrun, needed help on the double.
They packed up their weapons and hiked to the town,
To rumble with monsters, be they yeck, flun, or trown!
But what they found were tall creatures with shimmering skin
Fearsome horns on their heads and backs with sharp fins.
They had bones âround their necks, surely counting their kills,
And their blue and green stripes were quite threatening frills.
They snuck through the town while the monsters were sleeping,
And found no survivors that needed safekeeping.
So they turned on their heels and left with no sound,
And, grieving Melvikâs poor victims, burned it all to the ground.
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b and d <- brothers having a nice chat with a friend (c).
p and q <- nemeses and narrative foils separated not by distance, but by the breathtaking pause that carries the heart of both their love and their enmity
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âI think itâs alright now, darling,â said Joseph Bernatowicz, of the New York Bernatowiczes. He opened the heavy door, which let out a clean-sounding hiss and let in the orange light of the midday sky.
Heather Bernatowicz passed her wine glass to a nearby staff member and leaned around her husband to investigate the vast expanse of sludgy water. âNot a moment too soon. I simply cannot stand another day of that freeze dried nonsense chef is always preparing. How long do you think it will smell like that?â
âI canât imagine it will last long.â
âItâs horrid. Close the door.â
Joseph was not in the habit of doing what his wife told him. He might have considered it if she had phrased it better â Do you think closing the door would help? â but faced with an imperative, he had no choice but to come up with his own idea. âIn a while, dear. The staff needs to take out our trash first.â
âWell, thank God for that, at least.â Heather despondently adjusted her hair and retreated deeper into the bunker. She hoped all the radiation would be dealt with soon so that she could go to a real salon again. âNatalie, would you be a doll and heat some bath water?â
Joseph ground his teeth as he followed her down the steep hallway. It was always would you this and could you that with the staff.
âSorry, Mrs. Bernatowicz,â said Natalie, stopping the couple in their tracks. Natalie remained rooted by the open door, gazing out onto the bruised landscape with something like relief on her face. âOur contract stipulates that my employment here ends as soon as the door is opened.â
A small thunderstorm of footsteps echoed from the other side of the tunnel, and soon the rest of the staff came into view, hefting heavy bags on their shoulders. They werenât in uniform, and many of them already had gas masks over their faces. The four at the back of the crowd â Joseph couldnât remember their names, but he knew they typically mucked about near the kitchens â each lifted one corner of a small skiff.
âWhat is the meaning of this?â Joseph roared.
âIt was all in the contract, sir,â Natalie said, ducking around her former employer long enough to grab a bag from another ex-staff member.
âI wouldnât have agreed to this! Iâll be calling my lawââ but Joseph abruptly snapped his mouth shut. His lawyer had lived near the shoreline; her home had been swept away before the Bernatowiczes even went underground.
âJoseph, do something!â said Heather.
Another demand.
The boat-bearers squeezed past, and the couple could only look on, shocked and offended.
âDaria!â Heather cried as a familiar face nearly disappeared outside. âWhere are you going? You canât leave. IâŚthe baâI donât know where youâve hidden away the diapers!â
Daria waved on her friends, who joked and laughed as they exited the bunker. âTheyâre in the nursery with the rest of Preciousâs things, but youâre nearly out anyway. I put a cloth one on him before his nap just now, so copy that with some of your old clothes and youâll get by.â
With that, Daria stepped outside and swung her luggage into the waiting boat, which was filling fast with people and their belongings.
âNo, Daria! Please!â Heather burst into tears. âAfter everything Iâve done for you!â
Daria stepped onto the boat. She and Natalia struck up a song, and the others joined in.
âExcuse us,â came a voice from behind the Bernatowiczes. The last four staff members tilted a second boat on its side to squeeze it out the door. The crowd outside cheered as they set the boat in the water.
âWait!â called Joseph. âDonât leave yet! Weâll set off tomorrow after breakfast instead.â He finally matched a name to a face and added, âJackson, how long will it take to pack our things? Just the essentials for now.â
Jackson glanced awkwardly between the two boats. âThe boats are overloaded as it is, Mr. Bernatowicz. We really canât take anything else. That's not worth its weight, anyway.â
Joseph held back an angry tirade, and pulled out his wallet. He counted off six crisp bills and held them out to Jackson, perturbed but confident.
âAh,â Jackson grimaced, looking even more awkward than before. âI think thereâll be plenty of kindling on the other side of the water, sir.â
Jackson pushed the boats further into the water, jumping on the second without getting his feet wet.
Joseph and Heather Bernatowicz watched in silent horror as their staff slowly paddled away, deftly avoiding the odd pocket of low-burning flames as if they had been doing it all their lives.
âI just canât believe this,â Heather said through her hiccuping sobs; the only sound in the sudden eerie silence of their reality. âJoseph, call someone!â
Welcome to Whumptober 2024 â Seventh Time's a Charm!
Please make sure to read the Event Info and FAQ below carefully, as most of your questions will be answered there already. For everything else, you are welcome to come to our ask box or ask questions in our Discord server here.
This yearâs AO3 Collection can be found here.
This year's playlist can be found here.
And the Anatomy of a Whumptober Prompt post can be found here.
Weâre very excited to see the community come together for another year of Whumptober! Go wild with the prompts, and support your fellow creators - we wish you all the fun!
Best of luck and happy whumping,
Mods Vanne, Yenn, Kitty and Surro
(Text versions of the prompts, as well as event information, rules and FAQ are posted below the cut!)
Whumptober 2024 Prompt List
No. 1: RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK
Search Party | Panic Attack | "If only we could hold on.â (Icysami x Renegaderr, Strangers.)
No. 2: TRUST ISSUES
Amusement Park | Role Reversal | âYou got away with the crime while the knife's in my back.â (Charlotte Sands, Rollercoaster)
No. 3: SET UP FOR FAILURE
Fingerprints | Wrongfully Arrested | "I warned you."
No. 4: HALLUCINATIONS
Hypnosis | Sensory Deprivation | âYou're still alive in my head.â (Billy Lockett, More)
No. 5: SUNBURN
Healing Salve | Heatstroke | "If my pain will stretch that far." (Lottery Winners, Burning House)
No. 6: NOT REALISING THEY'RE INJURED
Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms | Healed Wrong | "It's not my blood."
No. 7: ONLY FOR EMERGENCIES
Unconventional Weapon | Magic with a Cost | "It's us or them."
No. 8: SLEEP DEPRIVATION
Isolation Chamber | Forced to Stay Awake | "Leave the lights on." (Coldplay, Midnight)
No. 9: OBSESSION
Broken Window | Bruises | âFrame me up on the wall, just to keep me out of trouble.â (Fall Out Boy, Irresistible)
No. 10: BLOW TO THE HEAD
Slurred Words | Passing Out from Pain | "I can't think straight."
No. 11: SEEING DOUBLE
Convenience Store | Loneliness | âLeave no trace behind, like you don't even exist.â (Taylor Swift, Illicit Affairs)
No. 12: STARVATION
Underground Caverns | Cannibalism | "Just a little more."
No. 13: TEAM AS A FAMILY
Familial Curse | Multiple Whumpees | "Death will do us part." (Set It Off, Partner's In Crime)
No. 14: LEFT FOR DEAD
Hunting Gear | Blackmail | âBecause I want you to know what it feels like to be hauntedâ (tiLLie, kooL aiD mAn)
No. 15: CHILDHOOD TRAUMA
Painful Hug | Moment of Clarity | "I did good, right?"
No. 16: NECROSIS
Swamp | Wound Cleaning | "No, I can't feel anything."
No. 17: NOWHERE ELSE TO GO
Ruined Map | Shipwrecked | "We had a good run."
No. 18: REVENGE
Unreliable Narrator | Loss of Identity | âI see what's mine and take it.â (Panic! at the Disco, Emperor's New Clothes)
No. 19: BLOOD TRAIL
Abandoned Cabin | One Way Out | "Is there anybody alive out there?" (Bruce Springsteen, Radio Nowhere)
No. 20: EMOTIONAL ANGST
Shoulder to Cry On | Giving Permission to Die | "It's not your fault."
No. 21: BODY HORROR
Body Horror | Tattoo Gun | Spirit Possession | âLet the bedsheet soak up the tears.â (Apparat feat. Soap & Skin, Goodbye)
No. 22: BLEEDING THROUGH BANDAGES
Tourniquet | Reopening Wounds | "Oh that's not good."
No. 23: FORCED CHOICE
Public Display | Broken Pedestal | "I'm doing this for you."
No. 24: RADIATION POISONING
Collapsed Building | Equipment Failure | âI never knew daylight could be so violent.â (Florence + The Machine, No Light, No Light)
No. 25: SURGERY
Stitches | Being Monitored | "It's for your own good."
No. 26: NIGHTMARES
Breakfast Table | Parting Words of Regret | âI'm haunted by the lies that I have loved, the actions I have hated.â (Poe, Haunted)
No. 27: VOICELESS
Laboratory | Muzzled | âI have no mouth and I must scream.â
No. 28: DENIAL
CCTV | Exposure | "They caught me red handed."
No. 29: FATIGUE
Labyrinth | Burnout | "Who said you could rest?"
No. 30: RECOVERY
Hospital Bed | Holding Back Tears | "What have I done?"
No. 31: ASKING FOR HELP
Therapy | Making Amends | "I'm alive, I'm just not well." (Elliot Lee, Alive, Not Well.)
Alternatives List:
Body Swap
Communication Barrier
Finding Old Messages
Forgotten
Friendly Fire
Motion Sickness
No-Holds-Barred Beatdown
Regret
Secrets Revealed
Shivering
Survivor's Guilt
Time Loop
Used As Bait
Venom
Vermin
Event Info & Rules
WHUMPTOBER is a month-long, prompt-based creation challenge (think: Inktober, but whumpier). There are 31 official themes this year - one for each day of the month - which can be used, skipped, or combined in any way youâd like. They are meant to serve as inspiration without being taken literally (e.g. you donât have to include the exact wording of prompts into your work). Feel free to run rampant on interpretation. For example, if the prompt is âflame", you could create something with reference to a candle/campfire, your character could have suffered a burn, or the flame could be a reference to an âold flameâ - an old relationship. Itâs truly down to you!
In total, there are 4 prompts for each day. These are optional suggestions and can be used in conjunction with the theme, or as options/alternatives. We want to give everyone as much creative freedom as possible, as well as increase event accessibility for folks with triggers and squicks. There is also a list of 15 alternative prompts that can be subbed in for any day, again to give participants as much creative freedom as possible.
Creators can PRODUCE work in any media they choose, including but not limited to: writing, visual artwork, photo/video/audio edits, paper crafts and elaborate recommendation lists (not just a list of links). Creators can PARTICIPATE as much or as little as they want (i.e. you donât have to do ALL the prompts if you donât want to) and prompts can be used in any order. They are also free to use even after the event ends.
When uploading Whumptober content to your blog, be sure to tag it with:
#whumptober2024 âŚ..(the event tag)
#no.1, #no.2, #no.3, âŚ..(theme number)
#bruises, #stabbing, âŚ..(the theme or specific prompt you chose)
#altprompt âŚ..(if you use an altprompt, tag the post with the number of the prompt you replace)
#fandom or #OC, âŚ..(ironman, original content, oc, etc.)
#medium âŚ..(gifs, fic, podcast, art, etc.)
#teeth, #etc âŚ..(trigger warnings & any additional tags. Keep in mind not to add âtwâ in front but only use the word/trigger itself)
#nsfwhump âŚ..(only for nsfw content)
#your own tags go here
PLEASE BE DILIGENT WITH YOUR TAGGING. Only properly tagged posts are considered for archiving on the official @whumptober-archive blog. They must be tagged in the order above. An elaborate post about our tagging system can be found [here]
Unfortunately, due to the sheer number of participants in recent years, we cannot guarantee your work will be archived. A random selection of properly tagged posts from all genres will be reblogged each day.
Whumpers who produce content for 31 total theme days are considered event completionists and will be tagged in a masterpost at the end of the month. A form will be published at the beginning of November asking you to tell us if you completed. This is based on trust and we will not check this.
Frequently Asked Questions
Please read this before you send an ask!
TIMELINE
July: Trope voting form released.
Late August: Prompt list is released for at least four weeks of preparation time. Tropes cannot be posted earlier than August 25th because of Moderator obligations in real life. (But, you know, go ahead and start writing/drawing, and add the themes in later, if you want!)
September: Do as much or as little on your works as you want. You can prepare everything in advance or let September go by with vibes and start working in October. Itâs up to you.
October 1st: Challenge begins! A storm of whump breaks upon us all! During this time, some posts will be reblogged to the whumptober archive blog. We open the yearly AO3 collection for posting (optional).
November 1st: The challenge is officially over! Completionist form opens for those who want to be included in the hall-of-fame.
Early November: We release completionist and participant badges, solicit feedback, and post a hall-of-fame list of completionists by the 10th.
PARTICIPATION AND COMPLETION
Q: What counts as participation?
Create or continue at least one work inspired by one of this yearâs prompts.
Q: What counts as completion?
Creating work(s) inspired by at least one prompt from each day (or alts), for a total of 31 unique prompts.
Q: Do I need to create 31 works?
No. You can, if you want. Or you can create one work that you add to every day with a new prompt. Or several works that combine prompts. You can also update an existing work by adding new material with the current prompts.
Q: Do I need to post my works somewhere to be a completionist or a participant?
No.
Q: How do you know I actually completed the challenge?
Weâll take your word for it!
Q: Do I have to finish my work(s) to be a completionist?
No, you can post WIPs. And youâre not obligated to finish them in October, but if you want it to count towards being a completionist, you must have completed 31 prompts by the end of the month. So for example, if youâre writing a long fic and you fit 31 different prompts into the writing you did in October, itâs okay if that fic isnât finished by the time October ends, youâll still be a completionist.
Q: Is co-writing/illustrating allowed?
Yes, absolutely, and it would count towards being a completionist for both/all of you.
Q: Is there a min/max limit on word count for written works?
No.
Q: Is there a min/max limit of quality for art?
No.
Q: Do I have to do something each day to be a completionist?
No. You can skip days whenever you want, and as long as 31 daily prompts (or alts) are in your works done in October, you can be a completionist. For example, if you wrote a 1000-word ficlet that covers prompts in days 2, 3, and 17, you can check all three days off your list even though itâs only one work.
Q: Is this challenge just for fics?
No! Artworks, GIFsets, headcannons, rec lists, poetry, moodboards, or any other creative work is encouraged.
Q: Can I combine Whumptober with other creation challenges?
Absolutely, as long as the other challenges allow it too.
PROMPTS
Q: How do the prompts work?
There are FOUR prompts per day: a theme and three ideas. You can use one, two, three, or all four prompts for each day. If you donât like any of the daily prompts, you can substitute one of the ALT prompts instead.
Q: How strictly/literally should we interpret the prompts?
As literally or as figuratively as you want. For example, if the theme is WATER, that could mean drowning, waterboarding, raining, swimming, take place underwater, be lost at sea, construct a metaphor about a characterâs mood that changes like a flowing river, crying, or whatever else you can think of that fits that theme.
Q: Can I combine prompts? Is there a limit on how many?
No limit and combine as many as youâd like. If you create a work that checks off multiple prompts, that work will count for a fill of multiple prompts. You need to address 31 different prompts to be an official completionist, but you donât have to produce 31 separate works.
WORKS
Q: Whatâs whump?
Hurting a character, whether thatâs physically, emotionally, intellectually, psychologically, or any other way you can think of. Comfort afterwards is optional. Angst is emotional whump, so it counts.
Q: How do I know if itâs whumpy enough?
If your character is just mildly inconvenienced, it probably needs more whump. However, no participant has to prove whumpiness to the mods. Whatever you write is up to you.
Q: What kind of characters can I create for?
Anything. Generic âwhumpee,â OC, PC, NPC, major characters, minor characters, or whatever you want. There are no limits.
Q: Does it have to take place in a specific fandom?
No, you can create works for your own worlds or for fandoms or for both. You can also create more generic or pan-fandom works. You can do cross-overs or use OCs, whatever you want.
Q: Can I create AI-created works?
We will not reblog or promote any works we know to be generative AI-created.
Q: Is there anything weâre not allowed to write?
As long as it contains whump and is based on our prompts, itâs fine. Please courtesy tag your works if you post them so people who follow the #whumptober2024 tag can filter according to their preferences.
Q: What about sex, minor characters, and potentially disturbing content?
You can create whatever works are legal in your country and post them accordingly. Please courtesy tag anything you think might be objectionable if you post to Tumblr so people who follow the #whumptober2024 tag can filter according to their preferences.
POSTING
Q: Where can I post my work?
Post where and how you want. You donât even have to (cross)post it to Tumblr. Just keep in mind if itâs not on Tumblr we will not be able to add it to the blog archive. There is an AO3 archive for Whumptober 2024, as well as the parent collection for works completed outside of the event.
Q: Can I start posting early?
You can, but this is an October event and wouldnât it be more fun with everyone doing it at the same time? We wonât be reblogging any work predating October 1st.
Q: Can I post late?
Yes. For the sake of our hardworking Post Fairies, only a dayâs themes will be reblogged to @whumptober-archive each day of October. But you can post whenever. Some of us are still working on and posting Whumptober fics from years ago.
Q: Do I have to use your tags?
Only on Tumblr and only if you want us to reblog your work on @whumptober-archive.
Q: How do I have my works reblogged to the archive?
Properly tagged posts will be reblogged to @whumptober-archive. If you want the official archive blog to reblog you, post on Tumblr and tag correctly (see this FAQ link for more info on tagging). Please note not all posts will be reblogged each day.
Q: Can we @ you?
For questions and comments, of course. Weâll be getting a flood of notifications, so if you really want us to see something send an ask.
Q: Can I cross post on other blogs?
Yes, multiple platforms and blogs are perfectly acceptable, as long as they allow cross-posting (to us). You can also post different works to different accounts under different names, without posting them everywhere at once. If you post some works under your main and others under an alt blog, thatâs fine for completionist purposes.
Q: Can I upload/repost my Whumptober content to other social media platforms?
Of course! Weâve created an AO3 Collection to archive any fics posted there, which can be found here. The blog is the official archive, so please respect the personal boundaries of any whumpers in your social circle (donât out anyone as a participant who would prefer not to be outed).
Most importantly, have fun, create, and enjoy all the whump posted this October!
Ethenriel tried not to cry. The pain throbbing across his torso was bad, but it only got worse when his body shook. He was covered in deep gashes that wouldnât heal and tiny cuts that didnât numb. Every breath burned. Heâd taken to holding his breath for as long as he could stand it, but gasping in air when he finally needed it made him feel like the blades were piercing him all over again.
Ascentra had been merciless. His face hadnât changed even when Ethenriel screamed. Heâd thrust a knife deep into Ethenrielâs torso, left it there to fester before finally dragging it back out, then he had expertly inserted a long, fat syringe into the center of Ethenrielâs worst mass of scars. Slowly, heâd drawn out the clear fluid that kept Ethenriel alive.
It would keep anyone alive.
Thatâs why it sold so well.
Slowly, Ethenriel inched one hand to his side to cover the sensitive area. His skin felt hotter there. With all the wounds, the little organ would be working overtime trying to create and pump out immunity cells to heal him. Humans had started calling it the elixir of life after making contact with Sivians decades ago. The name had caught on all over the space-faring galaxy, and even Sivians called it elixir now. Ethenriel couldnât remember the Sivian word for it, but didnât know if he simply never learned it or if it was gone with the rest of his missing memories.
He winced. Somewhere a muscle had twitched, sparking a fresh wave of pain. He held his breath. It didnât help.
The door opened and closed quietly somewhere behind Ethenriel. He was curled up on the cotânow sticky and wet with bloodâfacing the wall. He didnât dare move to watch Ascentra enter. Tall Ascentra with something else in his family treeânormal black eyes, rich pheromones, but no special organ hidden away in his torso to heal him.Â
âAre you still breathing, beauty?â he said.
Ethenriel drew in a breath, but didnât answer. He didnât even open his eyes.
âAre you thirsty?â
He was. Desperately. He heard something slosh and risked tilting his neck up, hoping Ascentra would at least pour a few drops of water over his lips.
âCome and get a drink.â Ethenriel could hear the cold smile in Ascentraâs voice. âWe need to keep those cuts open, don't we?â
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Have you considered that I'm not a slow writer but I just have to stop every paragraph to perform extensive literary analysis. Have you considered that
What's interesting about this post is that the first sentence, though a question, uses a period instead of a question markâperhaps indicating that the speaker does not want a response. Given the defensive tone of the statement, the period certainly seems to reinforce the idea of preemptively halting any reply.
And yet, the second sentence has no terminating punctuation at all. While it's possible that it is simply conforming to the standards of the medium, it would not be too much of a stretch to interpret the lack of punctuation as an invitation for continuation. A certain subtle attempt to request a reply, without shifting tone.
The repetition of "have you considered" also invites a definite tension to the post. Coupled with the punctuation of each sentence, the first is defensive, but the second is almost pleading. The speaker here seems to be saying "It's not my fault, but forgive me anyway."
Have you considered that I'm not a slow writer but I just have to stop every paragraph to perform extensive literary analysis. Have you considered that