chachi

Stop apologizing!

What do you want me to do?

Why the fuck are you apologizing?

I don't know! I'm sorry!

Not now. Please not now or you.

I'm sorry.

Day 1: Sucked ass

Teddybear?

I’ll be back as soon as I can, I promise.

You're going to make me cry!

Well… the thing is, honey, I’ll have to go for a while, okay? But as soon as you know, your teddybear will be back.

You're leaving me? I'm going to be so lonely!

I do, but don’t you like it that way?

Yes, I like cuddling with teddybears, and now you're my teddybear.

And you do. But you also have the face of one.

You have the face of a teddybear, when you don't shave.

If I’m a teddy bear, you’re totally a doll.

I've been told I have the hair of one.

Here I come!

You're like a teddy bear.

Love me? I want a hug.

My arms are wide open!

This is where you google home remedies. Google knows everything, dude.

But the internet isn't always right, what if its always lying and telling you what not to do!

Dude no! That can’t happen, it’s like impossible.

I'm hoping if I drink enough tea it will come back, but so far no luck.