baby i'm a teenage king

You never know what you’re gonna get.

Stupid is as stupid does.

I thought you had the snow powers? I have the food powers. 

Well then I guess i'll have to make a snow storm here in the hotel. 

Where are we gonna find snow though?

Uhmm.. do you secretly have magical snow-y powers?

No no I’m sorry. 

Can we go build a snowman then??

okay byyye...

Encore! 

Well if you insist..

It’s only the best cop comedy show ever dude, I watched the Golden Globes and they won some award and I was like looks pretty good so spent two days watching the last couple episodes and fell in love. I’d totally be on board with Zombieland being real just to kick some zombie ass.

Whaaat I need to watch this now. I don't think anyone is gonna hear from be the next few days. I'm just gonna camp out and watch this show. I hope the gnomes don't take this opportunity to attack. I would love to just chill in a celebrity's house after shit hit the fan, like you'd have access to anything you wanted. How sick would that be??

I was being sarcastic, Drew… Don’t you think it’d be weird she’d make a song about being 22, when she wasn’t? We’ll see her singing about being 80 soon. Are you still holding that close to your heart? I think we need to start building an Anti-Kaiju Wall.

You are such a little shit, wow. She sings about feeling 22 as if she's young and not quite 22 yet. It's misleading, okay. Don't judge me, goood. I will always hold that close to my heart, I mean you got past life me like spot on. And anti-what wall?

…No. Freaking. Way. You’re lying to me, aren’t you? I’m 52, not 22, please.

..Yes freaking way. She's 24 and the song came out in 2012.  Well I'm secretly an old hippie Manatee. So mleh!

'No entry don't mean no twerking'. New phrase of 2014 everybody. 

2014 is going to be.. interesting if that's the new motto.

I just wish Brooklyn Nine-Nine was real because I’d love to work along side Jake Peralta. 

I don't think I've heard of that show before? I wish Zombieland was real so I could search for Twinkies with Tallahassee. 

CAN’T WAIT! We’ve been waiting a long time for this- we have to watch the game together like we always promised we would. 

I am SO pumped! I've been dreaming of this day, Oreo. I wouldn't want to watch it with anyone else. I'm a little bummed we didn't watch this game together.