hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

god pigeons have such good coos. theyre like horoorororo. i love it. it vibrates in the chambers of my heart and awakens my soul from a slumber that was far, far too long. horoorororo

One man's "you are asking for too much" is another man's "is that all?".

the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary

the met gala is on monday so I’m reintroducing the idea that the crowd should get to decide whether or not a celebrity followed the theme & if the popular vote is no they get a bucket of nickelodeon green slime poured over their head

yeah sorry i just don't think i can make it out tonight. i have to pick up my wife from her murder trial.

yes of course she did it. why do you think i married her.

Lava would be so good for my muscles of it weren't for the killing me

I love that I can jerk off about guys now. That's just so neat!

Could you not before?

No, I was straight my whole life, I actually tried "bihacking" myself as a teen but while I succeeded in dispelling any aversion to m/m sexuality I ultimately had to accept I was just not into it. But in 2020 I caught Covid before vaccines existed, it spread to my brain and caused enough damage there that my existing personality was no longer viable, and after a period of depersonalization I generated a new one that is different in some major respects, including being bisexual.

everyones journey is beautiful

literally obsessed with the chunky clicks and whirs of a VCR swallowing up a tape . its kinda erotic

I didnt mean that

You were right though