Oliver Tawse

It’s easy to forget that Tumblr’s ‘woke’, pro-minorities posts disguise what is, at base, just another commercial operation. If the needs of Business conflict with the needs of users - if the men (and undoubtedly it will be men) with the money don’t want us perverts lowering the tone of the neighbourhood and frightening the horses - then there is only ever going to be one winner.

One of my favourite implements, ever since the gym teacher first bent me over and applied it to me - the plimsole. Or plimsoll, or dap, or sneaker, or gym shoe. It should have grubby canvas uppers, maybe a little ragged or holed in places. It should have a heavy rubber sole on which the treads have worn smooth (increasing flexibility and sting). It should ideally be a size 11 or above. It should have that special locker-room reek of big, sweaty, male feet. And oh, it should, and does sting. How it stings, stings like billy-oh, and yet, well laid on by a firm-handed man, it also has the weight to leave an effect you will be feeling when you sit down tomorrow.

...I’d grow out of it, you know, this spanking thing? Because, hell, boys, young men, they need discipline, right? They need to know where they fit in. They need the rough intimacy, the bond that develops over the knee of a more dominant man. And young guys have butts and bodies that look good, offered, vulnerable, waiting.

But to discover that even when you get older, more mature, that need is still there? That even though you look like a successful guy in his prime, that kid is still there inside you, still wanting to offer his butt, wanting to take that burning pain and try still to flex his back and offer up his arse for what he knows he needs, smelling the musk and sweat of a dominant man and responding with instinctive submission?

The horror, the horror...

They need a disciplined environment. They need to be kept bare-arsed, conscious of every little breeze, conscious of Sir/Daddy/Top’s hungry eyes on those cheeks, assessing, evaluating, deciding when they need to be redder, when the next spanking is coming - maybe only 5 minutes after the last, maybe an hour later.

But that it will be coming, they will be in no doubt. Not after the last one, and the one before that. Not after the time spent bent over the table or the back of a chair, or kneeling at His feet with their face to the carpet and backside raised, waiting in nervous anticipation while He gets on with other things. Knowing that they are offering themselves to Him for punishment and pleasure, and that sooner or later He is going to give in to temptation. Every time He passes, or stirs, or looks in their direction they will feel the nervous flutter - is this it? Will it be a caress or a punishment, a short reminder or a long thrashing, playful or severe?

A is for arse, so pale at the start B is the birch that will soon make it smart C’s for the cane that inflicts such sharp pains D is for discipline, which it maintains E’s for endorphins that feel so fantastic F is for flogger in leather or plastic G’s for the glow of a well walloped bottom H for hairbrushes, every Top’s got ‘em I is for insolence, wilful I fear J is for justice applied to the rear K for the knee 'cross which bad lads go bare L for the long hours that they spend there M’s for the martinet, vive la France N for no let up, no mercy, no chance O is for ow! a sign of good work done by the spanker unwilling to shirk P is for paddle, as used in the States and the good British plimsole that’s whacked a few nates Q's for the quirt, quite quirky and queer R is for ruler, applied to the rear S is for strap and also for scarlet and spanking or slippering every young varlet T for the tawse of Scottish renown and also for trousers so frequently down U's for unable to sit for a week V for the vengeance a good switch can wreak W's for the wheelbarrow position X for fault-finding Tops' x-ray vision Y is the yelping of men with sore bums Z 's for the zeal with which punishment comes

In this life One thing’s sure Boys learn best When bums are sore You will find these best over knees You got to smack a bottom or two, boys You got to spank a bottom or two.