scorpio

over the past 10 months i’ve attracted a lot of scorps into my life (thanks 2 my scorpio mars, pluto in 7th, venus trine mars/pluto + scorpio ruling my 2nd in my SR) so here is my giant list of observations i’ve slowly been putting together!!! fuck yea scorpihoes i’ve learned 2 really love u guys xoxoxox i hope u enjoy

🦂 charismatic and witty as fuck ??? more smartass than a gemini. y’all don’t get ANY credit for this

🦂 also savages, can roast tf out of anybody

🦂 scorp women are definitely more hardcore than the dudes, they don’t give a fuck about anything tbh i admire all of you bad bitches 🖤

🦂 easily embarrassed/flustered although they’ll never show it, they’ll just get super moody/defensive

🦂 a lot of them are insecure but they conceal it quite well. majority of their insecurities root from their sexual abilities and they need lots reassurance

🦂 most of their friends are of the opposite sex which can alienate them further from friendships of their own gender due to envy

🦂 people either love/hate scorpios. they have a very strong presence and it can be off putting to some

🦂 luxurious as fuuuuck. the definition of “treat yo self” 🥂

🦂 also ,,,, can we talk about how fucking stylish they are lmao ??? very fashion/appearance oriented. always wants to look good for the occasion (let’s not forget, they’re sister signs w/ taurus after all 🎀 )

🦂 scorpio men are the best coworkers, super fun and laid back. have that “cool big brother” energy. lots of teasing and fucking around @ work heheheh

🦂 they tease the people they care about most, so if a scorpio is always picking on you it’s actually a good sign!

🦂 playful AF!!! lots of joking around w these guys (also the best sense of humour heheh)

🦂 hot/cold relationships with scorpios is not uncommon ??? i think they retreat when things get overwhelming or their feelings get too strong and this can be really confusing to their s/o. most of the time they’re not actually losing interest they’re just getting their shit together

🦂 the type to still be a lil passionate/emotional about their exes. not always because feelings are involved but because when they get involved with someone it’s a biggg deal and they hold on to it for a long time

🦂 probably remember every time anyone’s ever let them down or hurt them and they don’t take it lightly. (only bc they try so hard not to hurt the ones they care about)

🦂 they don’t reaaally have a “type”, obviously they look for certain traits/qualities but overall find all different kinds of people attractive or dating material 😌

🦂 despite the stereotype, scorpios aren’t as kinky as they’re made out to be. actually pretty vanilla for the most part (y’all fuckin love missionary lmao) 😇

🦂 the closer you get to a scorp, the freakier they become. i’ve noticed they really need to trust their partner before they open up sexually and go wild

🦂 also, most of their kinks are based off of what their partner is into because they’re alllll about pleasure 🍆

🦂 BIG BABIES. wanna be cuddled and loved and have their hair played w 24/7 it’s so cute hehehehe 💓

🦂 they have a v traditional approach to romance? kinda old school, wants to be spoiled allll the time 🥀

🦂 not huge into fuck buddies unless they realllly connect w the person. sex is more meaningful for them (unless there’s lots of aquarius in the chart)

🦂 tinder kings/queens. flirting and sexting is their thang (and they’re good @ it too)

🦂 unless there’s a lot of earth to stabilize them, their moods can be really unpredictable and switch up real quickly (they live in their head and they probably thought themselves into a bad mood lol)

🦂 and when a scorpio is in a “mood” ,,,,, their energy fills the whole mf room and nobody can pull them out of it 🙄

🦂 they ask very interesting/personal questions without thinking twice about it? they’re naturally v curious beings

🦂 possessive and jealous as FUCK but they will never ever ever tell you this (their actions/questions give it away) some find it endearing while others are very uncomfortable with it

🦂 scorpio men aren’t very vocal with their feelings especially if there’s a virgo influence in their chart. they show love through their effort/actions

🦂 scorpio women show their love materialistically 💸

🦂 scorpio mars are probably the kinkiest of all scorp placements. scorpio venus value intimacy and loving/soul sharing sex. where as scorpio mars looks for roughhousing, angry or even painful sex!

🦂 it takes a long time for them to open up and when they do it’s in little tidbits here and there, they’ll casually bring up a huge secret or something deeply personal about them and you’ll just be sitting there in awe (seriously one of the best feelings is when a scorp opens up to you 😭❤️)

🦂 if they’re into you, they definitely remember all of the tiny details you’ve told them and they’ve stalked your social media about 4 times today 😇

🦂 scorpio risings are the least intimidating of all scorpio placements and are actually quite chatty

🦂they’ll ask you questions they already know the answer to (esp scorpio venus, they’re always testing their crushes to see their response)

🦂 will say/do anything to get what they want, I’d love to say they don’t lose interest but idk man it depends on how evolved they are ,,,,, just like aries, they live for the chase 🤷‍♀️

🦂 probably the most emotional sign but they work sooo hard to cover it up and make sure nobody knows. v easily hurt and when they hurt its deep af :(

🦂 they love anything that’s soft/comfortable/expensive/pretty looking 💰💘

JAY IDK