Just another weirdo...

It is widely accepted that you should have another job lined up before quitting your current job. This same concept does not apply to relationships.

What if Mars used to be our home planet but we fucked the climate that bad we sent an escape pod to Earth with Adam and Eve in it

If I ever release an album, I will title it “Greatest Hits, Vol II” so people would wonder why they haven’t heard of me before.

Slang is “short language” made short, so basically slang is slang for slang.

If everyone in the world participated in a knockout tournament of rock paper scissors, the winner will have won 33 consecutive rounds.

I can navigate cities in some video games better than I can get around some parts of my city in real life

I eat more kids cereal as an adult than I ever did as a kid

What if earth’s tektonic plates have already fully recycled all previous land surfaces into earths mantle at the fault lines, deleting all traces of previous intelligent civilizations that may have been fossilized in the ground who existed eons before the first dinosaurs appeared

Trying to lose in Paper Scissors Stone is just as hard as trying to win.

A picture speaks a thousand words. Better yet, in any language.