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DOES LOVE COME AROUND OR DOES ONE COME AROUND TO IT? 𝜗ৎ chuck timely
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i just accidentally deleted something where did it go
like a goddamn dog
summary: chuck timely x reader. he’s the best man and you’re the maid of honor at the same wedding.
rating: e
warnings: smut, minors dni. submissive tucker/chuck and unsafe sex (wrap it before you tap it). angsty ending. might become ooc later if we learn more about chuck timely.
a/n: tumblr’s first ever chuck timely fic.
‘try me’ | joe keery
🎶 try me • djo
desc: joe’s still stuck on you. i mean, how could he not when you keep calling him and complaining about how your boyfriend is a shit show. he knows he could love you better, and you’ve even said so yourself. yet, you love to act clueless about that when you see him act the tiniest bit of jealous
cw: drinking + driving slightly under the influence (don’t do this at all he was just needy), some sexual content (kissing, innuendo, but no smut), some angst, smoking — not proof read!
wc: 3.8k
a/n - i haven’t written in so long and this like is ass + i missed out on so much i wanted to add and i just realized that now but i have too many exams coming up
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🔧 Mechanic Tucker Headcanons (continued) 🔧
Part one here!
Ky-
-Ky has been Tucker's best friend since high school, when he was forced to take shop class.
-He knew nothing about cars. Tucker took pity on him and they've been inseparable ever since.
-He has a day job at the town's only bank as a loan officer.
-He wears a tie to work. He hates the tie. He takes it off before he even walks in the shop doors.
-He's more lean and shorter than Tucker.
-He wears glasses that are always slipping down his nose. He pushes them up with his middle finger. It looks rude, but it's just a habit at this point.
- He 'manages' the front office part time, for free. (It's just an excuse to hang around.)
-He mostly answers phones, drinks the terrible coffee and entertains Socket while Tucker's under a car.
-He's the only one who remembers to order hand soap for customers (not just the gritty orange soap Tucker uses) and refills the ancient vending machine.
-Ky is also the only reason that the shop has a functional website.
-He's set Tucker up on two dates in the last year.
-Neither of them called him back. Ky says it's because he has "the romantic instincts of a rock." Tucker tells him it's because Ky's taste is bad. They're both right.
-He handles the shop's books because Tucker "doesn't do numbers that aren't a firing order."
-He organizes the car club that meets up at the shop once a month. He still doesn't know much about cars, but he likes the people and the gossip.
-He's the talker to Tucker's listener. He tells long winded stories that go nowhere and complains about his day job, but Tucker just lets him fill the silence.
-Ky worries about Tucker constantly. Tucker's diet, his lack of social life, his back.
-Ky can't keep a secret to save his life and he meddles, but he's fiercely loyal.
-He is the only person who can make Tucker laugh when he's in a bad mood. Even if it's a breathy huff he considers it a win (and a public service).
Socket-
-She wandered up to the shop four years ago, skittish and skinny with ribs showing through her matted fur.
-Tucker was sitting on an overturned bucket by the bay door, eating a gas station breakfast sandwich.
-He tried to act like he didn't see her. She sat close to the dirt road between his place and the shop and just stared at him.
-He eventually pinched a piece of sausage off of his sandwich and threw it. She flinched, but eventually ate it.
-This continued for about a week. By the fourth day she let him touch her. On day five he bought a second sandwich just for her.
-On day six she slept under the front counter and just... never left.
-Tucker still lies and says she's not his dog, she "just hangs out here."
-Now she lays across the doorframe between the waiting room and shop like she owns the place and picks her head up to grumble when the door bell chimes.
-Tucker says she's a good judge of character. She's skeptical of strangers, but warm once she approves.
-Some people walk in and she is belly up, begging to be scratched. Others she watches from under the counter, unmoving until they leave. She's never been wrong.
-Socket has opinions. She barks when the bay door squeals too loud. She sighs heavily when Ky is talking too much.
-She's fluffy. Tucker says she's "Half mutt, half garbage disposal.'
-Tucker's dad always brings her a piece of bacon from the diner. She expects it now.
-She has one ear that flops and one that's always standing at attention. They're her top two features and she knows it.
-Tucker has a habit of rubbing the floppy ear between his fingers when he's thinking too hard.
-She's black and white with two white 'socks' on her back paws. The left one comes up higher than the other, and Tucker thinks it's hilarious.
-She wears a red bandana that's slightly grease stained from rolling on the concrete floor. Tucker has given up on trying to stop her.
-She's not a cuddler, except with Tucker. She follows him back and forth from the shop to the house like a shadow and sleeps curled at the foot of his bed.
-She loves car rides. She sits in the passenger seat of the Bronco with her head out of the window and her floppy ear blowing in the wind.
-There's always nose prints on the glass that Tucker can rarely force himself to wipe away.
-She's filed under "Socket Pillsbury" at the vet. Tucker will take this knowledge to his grave but also won’t change it.
all of a sudden, i hear this agitating, grating voice…
summary: you and tucker get snowed in for the foreseeable future in an isolated cabin in maine.
rating: t
tags/warnings: musician!reader, very vague on details so you can imagine whatever you want. use of y/n. established relationship dynamic (y/n is his n1 hater for literally no good reason and is just jealous asf). forced proximity. only one bed. mild enemies to lovers. no beta. not much logic to the plot, don’t think too much about it. rpf.
thank you my homeslice @tuckshoney for helping me flesh out the idea!
who is this chuck timely character dare i say chuck timely x reader
Weave your little webs of opacity
Spiderman!Tucker x Reader
au: basically a pt2 to king of thieves, also my first time writing smut so no hate xx
You and Tucker have had sex before, especially considering you’ve been together for a while. Though what you hadn’t experimented with was Tucker’s spider abilities. As in webs.
You were hesitant at first, but he persisted. He reassured you that he wouldn’t do anything you weren’t comfortable with and that it was fully up to you. So, eventually, you agreed.
It started with a slow kiss, then his lips moved from your lips to your jaw, then to your neck. He moved your arms up so he could take your sweater off. The cold air hit you with a chill that was so quickly extinguished by the warmth of his body.
Taking the chance he had, he held your arms up against the wall and shot a few small webs, sticking your wrists to the wall.
His mouth traveled around, nipping softly at your neck. “You’re such a good girl.” He murmured against your neck as his hands fumble with your bra clasp.
He pulls it off, and admires you for a minute. “God, you’re so beautiful.” He murmurs, his voice low and full of want.
His lips trail down from your neck to your chest. Once he makes it your chest, his mouth lands on your nipple, sucking and licking. His other hand wanders to create a circular motion on your other nipple.
He kisses lower and lower, sinking to his knees. He looks up at you, “this okay, baby?”.
All you can do is nod weakly. His hands quickly unbutton your jeans, discarding them quickly. His hands slow down when it comes to your underwear.
His hands trace your hips, your thighs, your ass, then finally, with a shit eating grin, he pulls them down.
“Mmh, fuck, baby, you’re so wet.” He runs a finger through your slick heat. He pulls his finger away licking it clean as he looks up at you.
He brings his finger back, now adding a second one, coating it in your slick before slowly sliding them in. He curls his fingers, his thumb beginning to rub your clit.
“Do you like that? Huh? You like being webbed up, baby?”
You couldn’t answer, all you could get out was a breathy gasp.
“Baby, that wasn’t a fuckin’ answer.” His fingers slowed.
You let out a whine before responding, “yes, yes, Tuck, I do.”
“That’s what I fuckin’ though.” He takes fingers out, licks them clean with a groan, and lowers his mouth on you.
His tongue lapped and lapped. A whimper escaped him, “mm-so good. taste so good, baby.”
With every movement of his mouth you got closer and closer. At one point he webbed your hips to the way, “stop squirmin’.”
Finally, you reached your climax, seeing pure stars. You were almost certainly that everyone in the apartment complex could hear you. And who you were doing it with.
His tongue didn’t stop until he drank every last drop of you. When he did pull away, he was grinning, the bottom half of his face glistening. He leaned back down and pressed a few scattered kisses to your inner thighs.
He stands back up and kisses you, so gentle it was a bit jarring. “You did so good, bug.” His hands move to pull the webs away.
He picked up your sweater, putting it on you. He leaves and comes back with a damp towel, kneeling, not to go again, but to clean you up.
“Love you, bug.” He pressed one final kiss to your thigh.
RYEYSYESYESYESYESYYESYYDYEAHHHYESYESYEYSYAHHASHDJYEAHYES
all of a sudden, i hear this agitating, grating voice…
summary: you and tucker get snowed in for the foreseeable future in an isolated cabin in maine.
rating: t
tags/warnings: musician!reader, very vague on details so you can imagine whatever you want. use of y/n. established relationship dynamic (y/n is his n1 hater for literally no good reason and is just jealous asf). forced proximity. only one bed. mild enemies to lovers. no beta. not much logic to the plot, don’t think too much about it. rpf.
thank you my homeslice @tuckshoney for helping me flesh out the idea!

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i’m a sucker for “fangirl” behavior sooo since you write for tucker, could i request a tucker x fashionista / fashion student!reader who goes to all his concerts in outfits designed by herself and inspired by his albums / album covers
idk maybe it gets him all giddy because it’s a surprise for him everytime and she’s like his #1 fan
pretty
tucker pillsbury x reader
val speaks - i luuuuv this req alsoooo first time writing for tucker on here how fun
word count: 930
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Tucker, come back. 😭
he actually looks so good its everywhere

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Tucker, come back. 😭
what is everyone’s fav song from rx
mine is who hurt you
with track 6 in second place and save a seat as third