WE WERE HERE!!!!

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

the older i get the more i think it's not just unnecessary but also maybe bad for you to split apart the sexual aspects of your personality and keep them sequestered to a nsfw account. i kinda hate that that's normal

i'm autistic i simply do not have the mental fortitude to attempt to discern a very innately ambiguous thing (sexuality) and strictly categorize it into the label "appropriate for normies" and "not appropriate for normies" (also an ambiguous category). at a certain point my brain goes "well, it's just a penis, that's not weird" or "this fat person is fully clothed but their clothes are tight so maybe it's too sexy for main?" and if that happens enough you start short circuiting

don't even get me started on attempting to distinguish artistic nudity from porn as if the nudity in pornography can't have multitudinous artistic meanings

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

@evilwizard are you in that?

i should sell this

i love you physical media i love you i love being able to both hold things in my hands and see them with my eyes i love photos i love records i love cassettes i love books i love writing stuff down i love youuuuuu

“just take notes with your computer” i WANT. to WRITE THINGS. in my SPECIAL NOTEBOOK. with my PENS. and HIGHLIGHT THEM

hi so this doesn't take away from the point of the post at all but: no, that is not Kurt Vonnegut, it's a widely misattributed quote. there's an amended version of this post with a link to the actual source and the misattribution removed here.