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Butler voice your wig sir

Should I just explain to y’all the SHEER NUMBER OF TIMES this joke has been made by EVERY CREW TO RUN THIS SHOW EVER?

a fun thing about this is that i went to a school called “butler university” which had a large ballet program and every year the dance students would call the nutcracker performance either “the but nut” or “the buttcracker”

which one?

There’s TWO?!?!!?

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

i cant wait until future dolphin archaeologists draw shrink wrapped human paleoart

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

me on a date: so... haha... when did you realise your standards were this low? :)