I Am Uncle Ziggurat

john wick has the body count of a nuclear bomb. john wick has reached mythical status in the trained assassin underworld to the point stories of him are told to misbehaving children. a whole system of rules and regulations for the creme de la creme of assassins is altered for john wick. jason bourne is an ex special government project volunteer with an abudance of steroids in his system, yes, incredibly durable, strong and effective but john wick is one of the four horsemen of apocalypse. he assassinates assassins with pencils. come on

i just saw john wick kill a man with a book in the trailer for chapter 3. a fucking book. a motherfucking book. and you buffoons were asking me who would win in a john wick vs jason bourne. i hope baba yaga come get you and your whole family smh

Tiddys are nice coward!

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

at least source the damn art, bitch

Y’all need girlfriends

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac

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anybody in this thread smoke weed

Upon hearing Plato define man as a “featherless biped”, Diogenes constructed the mobile nuclear launch platform Metal Gear and shouted “Behold; a man!”.

yeah bitch i'm buying condoms, so what

the dragonborn is flawless in every way tbh

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding