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Alice mare, the Novel: Part 1
Alice mare is a book by △○□× (Miwashiba), a novelization of their Wolf RPG Editor game of the same title. For the uninitiated, Alice mare is about a group of children who are taken into the care of a kind teacher, but one night end up in a strange World. Like my other novel translations, this is entirely unofficial, but this time I asked Miwashiba about it. And, considering the low chances of an official English release (as that’s more up to the publisher than Miwashiba), they said it would be fine to do a translation as long as I didn’t include any illustrations. So I won’t. I encourage you to buy the book to support Miwashiba. All the illustrations are by them; there are some color ones in the front, and numerous grayscale illustrations in the chapters. (Amazon) (Kinokuniya) (CDJapan) You can read my translation as a PDF here. The book splits surprisingly evenly into four parts. Part 1 is the Prologue and Chapter 1. Part 2
reblogging for future reference
yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:
(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)
so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.
1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app
2) DON’T type in services.msc
3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’
4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change.
5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor
if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things.
however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)
I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.
Pretend to be upset.
Just sharing this helplful advice of what you definitely (WINK) should not (WINK WINK) do (WINK WINK WINK)
wonk wonk totally don’t do it wonk wonk it won’t work at all wonk wonk
if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.
not risking it
I reblogged this every time I saw it and I deadass met Taylor okay like I’m not saying this is magical… but it’s magical
just in case :)
One more time just for good luck
Okay so my mom got me 21 pilots tickets not long after reblogging this???
i dunno why not
Well…
Gonna meet all of Starkid babey
Arin I hope you meet Rick Astley
Blessed_Students
!!!

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i freakimng lorbe you
i freakimng lorbe you tio
when my time is up don’t bury me drag me to the forest i want foxes to feed on my corpse
Same and also Mood
This, but turn my bones into some cool art.
eh just doodle some ancient runes we’re good to go
By ancient runes can I use pig pen
ask me about a worm’s clit
it’s that raised ring in the middle and it’s called the clitellum
very important
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OCs PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! WRITE A DESCRIPTION ABOUT THEM!!! ALSO READ THE COMMENTS AND COMPLIMENT OTHER PEOPLE ON THEIR RAD OCs!!!!!!!
it’s not an oc but,, it’s an original race full of ocs!!
disclaimer #1 // if this race perks your interest, please dm or comment for permission to use them in any work or for any oc!!
disclaimer #2 // I might end up posting a more in depth summary of the Arquins, their religion, alphabet, and language lol
Arquins
Homo Hydritis
General info
Primarily aquatic. 10% of the population live on land
Live in regions of oceans with manatees
Dogs are to us as manatees are to them
No government, yet still very peaceful
Believe in their own religion, [unnamed]
Thought to be extinct by humans, however they are very much thriving
Generally tend to be more herbivorous
Very superstitious
No genders; all specimens have all of both gendered systems
They speak Quillish, and write in their alphabet called Quin Pen (altered version of pig pen)
Aquatic forms
The arquin have two aquatic forms: partial and full.
Depending on which region they were raised or reside in, they may use one more than the other.
Hybrids with other species can only use partial.
In both forms, they have:
Gills on sides of neck, cheeks, torso
Webbed fingers
Skin fades into scales at bottom of chest
Forearm fades into and out of scales
Fins behind ears
Slightly growing pupils
Partial form:
Their partial form is the most common one used.
This form is bipedal: it has two separate legs
They have fins on the sides of their forearms
Their thighs fade into scales, and fade out of them at the ankles
Webbed toes
Fins on back of calves as well
Slightly lighter/brighter skin, possibly tinted an ‘unnatural’ color (blue, green, etc.)
Small, luminous patches of skin; tinted the same color as the skin; location depends on individual
Slightly pointed fangs
Patches mentioned are less defined characters of their alphabet, Quin Pen (altered version of pig pen)
Full form:
Their full form has a mermaid-like/fish-like tail, their torso fading into scales
This form is only able to be accessed by full blood Arquins
The luminous patches’ characters are more defined, and glow a little brighter
Their fangs are a little more prominent
A patch somewhere on their stomach will be the symbol of one of their gods
drink water or I'll be cry right in front of u..I'll do it too. .... im crazy
can I drink your watery tears

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please. ....... im begging you..........give male cartoon characters eyelashes..........boys....theyhave eyelashes...in real life.........p lease.m
aka eyelashes are for both genders and shouldn’t be stereotypically feminine
crime
slime
frogs, dude. just..... just.. *sobs*.... frogs, man.....
they’re... *sniffle*... they’re green...
:((((((( just found out i don’t have a number neighbor.... im a 9 and the 8 isn’t in service :(
Damn you really are the most unfortunate human on the planet for this one
Use a 0!! Technically it’d be next!! Just add 1!!
drink the not soda
Bleach?
no!!!!!
lava?
no!!!!!!! think of the calories!!!!
h2o?

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i am a bish
i thought you were a fish