The Beef

Sleeps on top of me and does a better job than I do at it.

Peeps, son of Gloin, staggers onlookers with her majestic beard.

Absolute gremlin toes.

So much for ever moving again!

POV: you are cooking, and... not... dropping anything... on the floooOOr?

When u too tired to get all ur limbs in the bed.

She looks so judgy, I hear you Beefer, sorry for the interruption ><

Sleepy Peepy

I cannot overstate the pride that Peeps radiated when she brought me to witness and reward her for her latest kill.

“happy” birthday to Flo, “happy” birthday to Flooooo...

The flop on this child, the absolute flop.

She is dead asleep with her knee in her mouth, just tuckered herself out mid-grooming.

1 Peep, concerned.

#1 champion of giving you an uppercut because you didn't share that potato chip, US division

She’s giving divine judgement on the fact that I need to do a lot of chores that involve going up and down the stairs right now.

Cleanin up after the treats used pay her hourly rate for costumed photography.

I have never, even with the help of medical sedation, been as relaxed as this cat on an average afternoon.