ephemeral ;

Nolan: how do you know i wasn't at the beach too?

april: im sorry :(

april: ok yay!!! the door is open so just come on in !!

mic: it's all good starshine

april: OMG RIGHT !!!!!! how could i have forgotten?!?!

april: well thank you? ily2!!

april: wanna come over and help me set it up?

mic: smh im so disappointed

mic: you're welcome

so, i was at this cute little coffee shop earlier today and this random that was in line ahead of me starting talking about how his life was falling apart or some shit. like, honey… i do not care in the slightest. go find a fucking therapist cause i sure as hell wasn’t listening over the sound of my name being called so i could get my macchiato.

you know what kind of sucks about nearly everyone knowing who you are ??? you can’t even friggin’ S H O P without someone coming up to you && asking the ( dumbest ) of questions. this lady came up to me today, and of course, i wasn’t going to be mean to her, and she asked me if my body was real. all of T H I S is real & anyone can tell.

adrien: my favorite christmas gift of all time adrien: god bless my cousin’s soul adrien: he knows me too well

“Ah, it’s not that I don’t value you as a customer and everything but I have a couple people waiting and I’m about to get off work so I’d like to get this done as soon as I can. What were you after?”

“If you keep squirming this painting isn’t going to turn out as good as I bragged that it would be.”

Nolan: listen

Nolan: i know i gave one of you the keys to my maserati last night

Nolan: please return them asap

Mic: ?

matty: look .. i need something new for insta matty: and its friend code 2 rate a friends partial nude before posting matty: so be cool 2 me i havent had pizza in weeks

april: i can't look at the stars :( stupid rain:(

april: but everything is ok!! i have all of adele's albums on vinyl and those green sticker stars :)

mic: use my christmas gift and look at the stars there

fuck - that work out was so brutal. christmas dinner seems to live on and make me weaker each day.