talk $$$ to me

fuck - that work out was so brutal. christmas dinner seems to live on and make me weaker each day. 

“ that seems a bit harsh, don’t you think ?? dude was goin’ through a rough time or was havin’ a bad day with no one to talk to. the least you coulda’ did for him was offer him a nice smile. “

“ oh, soph. you don’t realize that some teens here are loaded. you’re not the only one with a large bank account in the upper east side. ”

“if we’re playing the honest game, i really hope you don’t because that’d be honestly too much. people forget to tip me most days let alone give me a pair of louboutins.”

“of course you are love, the cutest, and may i add the sweetest most kind one of them all.”

“yikes, take mercy. i’d agree if anything. i swear that i get better once you get to know me just at the start i’m an anxious little thing. please bare with me. or don’t.”

“ or the annoying teen couple. those are always the greatest. the baristas hate them. ”

“re fucking tweet. thank god for online shopping.”

“i sure do- i wouldn’t use it unless i knew that it made you feel all special and tingly.”

“Ah, you honestly didn’t miss anything too important if I’m being honest. I run my mouth a bit too much. Ramble, if you will. Moral of the story, I need to learn to shut up most days.”

“listen, i work in a coffee shop. you haven’t a clue how many life crisis’ i have to deal with on the daily. i think that new york may have an issue with the amount of my life is so sad rants i hear every day.”