YOU LIKE THAT

so his parents are massive nerds. his dad was a regular guy who ended up running this startup tech company with his friends that got huge. his mom is from “old money” but she’s a nerd too (CFO of her dad’s business)

his parents decided to put him in school a year early, so he was always younger and smaller than everyone else and tbh he’s always had a chip on his shoulder because of that

so he started to get really into sports (alongside the regular hobbies of upper east side kids of drinking and partying ofc lol)

no one thought he’d actually be able to go pro of course, b/c he’s lazy af and entitled 

but he did it and now he’s the punter for the new york giants

anyway, because he ended up proving everyone wrong, he’s arrogant and can really be a dick about it at times

but i like to think his heart’s in the right place (it probably isn’t lmao)