Whoops Howd That Get There

Okay I work in a large fast food chain owned locally but part of corporate and have for the past few months now. And I just want to say..... fuck the higher ups. Not corporate entirely, because I know that everybody hates us youngin employeeyees. But like I know another location nearby lets people take home food for FREE if they work their after they clock out. The location I work at won’t even let you take a cup home without paying for it. They really out here being greedy. Well I had the chance to speak to the owner of our location the other day and asked why we can’t take food home, even after close when it’s going to get thrown away instead of actually feeding the struggling people who work there. And he said “I don’t promote stealing. I promote hard work” lmao yea well bud, says the guy who won this building out of a fucking Texas hold ‘em game

Okay there’s this semi-abandoned shopping strip a few towns over but it has a GameStop over there so I went there to go sell my old DS (not gonna lie that was probably one of the first things I ever stole bc some kid on the bus I used to ride bullied me so I stole his DS and I never got caught) and I’m not even kidding halfway through a conversation between me and SA there’s this loud bang inside the room behind him (too big to be rats or something) and he just pulls a broom out from under the counter and screams “GO AWAY GHOST”

Few days ago I found a working PlayStation 2 in a goodwill but I know they’re kinda vintage so it could be sold higher. So I bought it, went online, offered it for $60 aaaaand then there were so many bids I ended up selling it for $140. Y’all this means I can buy my dog decent dog food again. We really out here being blessed

What the actual fuck

That said I took a shit ton of food home because I worked till close but I was supposed to get off at 10:00pm and I gotta work again at 11am what the fuck.

I took a few things during my absence. One of which was a blender. It was sitting on the back of a truck ready to be tooken into the target and I was like “Hey I can outrun everybody even when carrying this blender that I actually need really bad” and yet, because I was wearing a similar outfit to the target uniform I was able to just walk up to it, and take it

Bitch I'm back and less cocky than ever. Lost the account after getting a new phone but I got my old phone running again

Skill 💯👊👊💅💅😩😩👏👏

Quick hall from the other day. 2 stores. 1 EOS egg thing bc those are cool 1 bag of good shit peppermint bark 1 t-shirt with red checkered plaid pocket and collar 1 ghost-busters hoodie. Just a lil personal haul all for me bc I've donated 5 winter coats, a bunch of thermal clothings, gloves, just the kind of stuff people in need need this winter. And while I would have gotten more for homeless people, I had to do a drop in the mall bc I noticed an LP on me. Stay safe, and good luck

Okay so I went to Kmart (obviously) because it's Black Friday (obviously) and they had a giant sign above the door that said "Go ELFIN crazy" so I was like "Don't mind if I do" and started checking around and I managed to loot two winter coats, (One men's, one child's. And I donated both of them because good vibes) a box of assorted candy canes, and a bit of makeup to sell. Well as I'm checking out with a few odd and end things that were on sale, this cranky ol' white lady who probably came out of some trailer park is in front of me trying to buy some glass cups, a pack of Christmas balls, and a 6-pack of beer and they ask for her ID and she goes "Bitch, do I look like I need one?" So when she refuses to provide they take her to some back room and I check out, about to leave with all my bought and stolen shit and the same woman comes running by, out into the parking lot, and disappears to who knows where when there's traffic all around, leaving only a broken flip flop in her trace. She is a legend, and this I her legacy