Alien Furry Fucker

no, she doesn't

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>JOSH BOYFRIEND: Susan Journeyer, that decorative ornamentation in your organic hair reminds me of an afterburning turbofan engine… it is… alluring.

>SUSAN JOURNEYER: I appreciate your compliment because secretly I wore it so you would notice me and hope a conversation between us about it might lead to interface.

>JOSH BOYFRIEND: I hope the same thing.

>[JOSH BOYFRIEND’s chest cavity opens to reveal his organic spark and SUSAN JOURNEYER pulls him close, touching his components gently despite her worried look]

>SUSAN JOURNEYER: As colleagues at this human hospital it is wrong for us to engage in normal human interface practices like spark merging.

>JOSH BOYFRIEND: It doesn’t matter. Our sparks were meant for each other! Will you bond with me, SUSAN JOURNEYER?

>SUSAN JOURNEYER: Oh, JOSH BOYFRIEND~

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Marissa: TC, that is NOT how this works…

The woman who caused the initial “burst” of spread of the facebook post about the bones? She contacted the police. The police know. There was a local news story about it. This was all made before the initial call out post on this site. I originally saw the info on facebook on a bone collecting page. 

The reason it is posted here on tumblr dot com is because there are large and active communities of witches and skull collectors here. If they wanted to buy human remains for whatever reason, they should know that this person is not an ethical or reputable source. (Yes there are ethical, reputable sources for human bone purchase but that’s something else entirely right now.) 

Sunless Sea was just named the most memorable release of 2015 in the New Yorker!

To celebrate, we’re giving away 5 Steam keys!

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We’ll stop counting reblogs on Friday 18 December at noon GMT and announce 5 winners shortly after.

I had the pleasure to make a nerdy wooly science pair and Skyfire turned out one cute fat cuddly shuttle.