Jackie

the entire maximoff-lehnsherr family has me by the throat

i'm not saying that sam taylor-johnson is the reason that aaron and lizzie stopped working together despite their obvious chemistry and willingness to continue working with each other except that i am. that's exactly what i'm saying.

i can't with the tony stans hating steve for illegally enlisting like, babes, do u know what a war crime is?

i think my favourite thing about stevebucky is how their dynamic is constantly changing it makes everything much more realistic and interesting like in ca: tfa alone we see their dynamic do a complete 180 but they still make it work

why did none of u guys tell me that the best part of writing fanfics is that i get to include these pointless headcanons that i've had for years like steve and bucky will be listening to taylor swift because i say so

so i finally got around to watching loki and i swear they better not be going with the whole 'loki is so narcissistic that he falls in love with the female version of himself' thing cuz like this man is obviously using narcissism to cover up his insecurities anyone who has taken a single psych course will be able to tell u that

confirming that steve can’t drive is the same as confirming that he’s bisexual and no i will not elaborate

not a day goes by when i don't think about steve's dream sequence in aou cuz what the actual fuck was that?? like how are you going to tell me that this is steve's worst nightmare and then five seconds later be like 'oh yea steve is definitely straight he loves women, especially peggy, she is his favourite woman'

yo wtf? i honestly can’t tell if that was supposed to be like a cute happy birthday video or if it was seb saying that he does not know or hang out with this chick??

anyone have any tips for convincing my family stucky is real?? i need to introduce it to them in a way that makes them think that they’re the geniuses that are uncovering this secret love story cuz if i just say it they won’t listen to me also they’re all painfully straight

i have decided that the us government, particularly shield, at least kinda knew what happened to bucky like the government spent years looking for steve but they never once looked for bucky despite having a pretty good idea of where he was? assuming they looked within a few weeks or months there would have been obvious signs of what happened to him mainly a giant crater in the snow (a crater that size probably wouldn’t be filled in with snow for months) as well as marks and potentially blood where he was dragged away?? even if they assumed that something ate the body there would be evidence of that, specifically clothes or bones? like obviously he wasn’t as popular as steve but the american public knew and cared about him so i find it hard to believe that no one was looking for his body? and like with zola working for shield it only makes sense that someone that was approving his projects knew about the winter soldier program cuz there’s no way he was funding all this shit by himself??

in the past few days i watched puncture and the architect and i just want to know why none of you warned me cuz i cried both times anyway i’m now watching political animals cuz apparently i hate myself

i like to think that steve and bucky have a very weird understanding of history and pop culture like at least ten different people have told them to listen to the beatles but not a single person has thought to tell them that there's now two koreas or like someone mentions the theory that the queen had princess diana killed and they're both like 'the who? did what to whom?'

u ever just tell yourself that you’re going to go to bed early and then next thing u know it’s four am and you’ve read about 100k worth of fanfics? no? yea me neither

happy mother’s day to sarah rogers and sarah rogers only

ngl these new pics of seb do in fact scare me it’s kinda hot but mostly scary