Superheroes and their stupid weaknesses and my rankings of them:
don’t take this seriously lmao
Green Lantern(s) - The color yellow (3/10)
a whole goddamn color? Love you GLs, but that’s such a lame weakness. 3/10 because I like the color yellow.
Superman - kryptonite (6/10)
Seriously your weakness is a glowing crystal…lame. 6/10 because it’s a legit weakness however it’s still a rock.
Martian Manhunter - 🔥 (9/10)
Venom has this lame weakness, but tbf fire scary. 9/10 very reasonable and I still have flashbacks of this kid setting my hair on fire at church… don’t ask
Batman - bankruptcy 💵 (5/10)
Only thing dude needs to worry about is cash flow from his company. Oh and his other weakness is being normal physically. Mentally he’s. A goddamn psychopath. 5/10 very unlikely he’ll run out of money.
Red Hood - crowbar (10/10)
…you know why. 10/10 it had a 100% effectiveness.
Nightwing - redheads (10/10)
Me too buddy me too 😔. 10/10 this is also one of my weaknesses as well as blondes, brunettes, and tbh any and every hair color.
Wonder Woman - bondage (1/10)
Has to do with the idea that if a man ties her up she’s weak even if this dude is some every day Joe like what kind of weakness is THAT?! However it’s gone now but still 1/10 because mysogonistic roots and complete hire shit weakness.
The Flash - starvation (2/10)
Ok so technically this is a weakness for everyone but like if this dude doesn’t eat 20x his weight a day dude’ll fucking die before he can make it half way through star city. (2/10) literally man could run laps around Supes yet to do so he needs to make like 10 stops at Mickey D’s.
All the guy needs to do is try to pirate a movie and miss lick on a porn ad and boom his whole system shuts down RIP man. (1/10) I mean come on he can’t even watch anime and everyone watches anime pirated.
Aquaman - not being wet 😫 💦 (6/10)
Am I sorry for that emoji? No no I am not. Man needs to be wet (😏) to stay alive or he’s gonna be flopping around like a fish outs water. 6/10 because it goes with the fish theme and there’s basically water everywhere…except in space he’s be absolutely useless up there and would probably always need a little kiddie pool or would need a little fishbowl helmet.
Zantanna & Black Canary - not being able to speak (7/10)
I mean their powers are cool and all and they’re too of the most bad ass and finest women. 7/10 reasonable however if they get a cold they’re out for the count with their vocal powers, however they still got other trick up their sleeve.
Powergirl - Mother Nature (3/10)
She’s straight up allergic to the whole planet how the fuck are you weak to literally everything that’s natural? 3/10 she’s like the opposite of a vegan.
Allan Scott (OG GL) - wood (3/10)
Again if this dude fought in a forest it would be over for him. 3/10 because you can just walk him with a plank.
Starfire - tickling (5/10)
Lmao her weakness isn’t actually tickles but having control of her emotions is where her power comes from so 5/10 because you can just tickle her and she couldn’t control her emotions however if she is not ticklish then you’re shit outta luck.
