Citizen of Night Vale

Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

it’s a leap yeap

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

lets not get crazy, its only 27 leap yeaps later

Me making perfectly round meatballs

I'm obsessed by the fact that the basket placement heavily implies that this has happened before.

SHE THINKS HER LAUGH IS A SONG SO SHE SINGS BACK

@paperstorm

This is the national dance of the Philippines, called Tinikling

She even offered an extra hour in the ball pit at the Night Vale Convention Center.